[Mr. Valet]

Thanks!  I’ll keep that in mind.

[Mr. Valet]

Thanks, haha!  Making these characters was a lot of fun overall

[Mr. Valet]

Name: Glaarhp

Alignment: Evil

Powers: gravity manipulation (cuz he’s fat lel); earthquake generation; immense strength; near-invincible durability; size manipulation; devours entire galaxies with the mouth on his stomach

Bio: Glaarhp is the sole survivor of an ancient race of immensely powerful aliens that were destroyed because they were all eaten by him.  Now, he roams around the universe wreaking havoc and swallowing galaxies as if they were cotton candy.  Each time Glaarhp consumes one, his power multiplies by 3.  So far, he has eaten over 10 million galaxies.  Welp.

[Mr. Valet]

Name: Ghost Man

Alignment: Good

Powers: flight; teleportation; possession; can phase through objects; telekinesis; shape-shifting; can travel between different dimensions; super strength; incredible super speed

Bio: Ghost Man is the result of the convergence of thousands of souls of dead former superheroes that was caused by an unknown, otherworldly force.  He now wanders the mortal plane defeating evil villains and occasionally fighting alongside other superheroes such as Apache Helicopter Man in the event of a crisis that could potentially destroy the entire world.  His ultimate desire is to find out how exactly he was created, and who it was that was responsible for his “birth”.

[Mr. Valet]

Name: Ultra Librarian

Alignment: Evil

Powers: Flight; energy beam projection; mind-reading; x-ray vision; telekinesis (only on books); teleportation; her powers are greatly amplified when she’s inside any library

Bio: Ever since Ultra Librarian was a little girl, her biggest goal was to become the greatest Librarian in the entire Universe.  In order to achieve that goal, she began a training regimen that included: reading 2000 books every day, memorizing the due dates of every library book in every local library, and doing 50 squats daily.  By the time she was 24, she gained tremendous powers, which confirmed that she had finally reached her goal in becoming the ultimate librarian.  The power soon went to her head, however, and she is now a power-hungry villain who rules over very library in the entire world, not hesitating to destroy anyone who dares break the rules of the library.

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Name: Apache Helicopter Man

Alignment: Good

Powers: Flight; super strength; extremely powerful machineguns; missiles

Bio: In the late 1990’s, scientists in Area 51 were conducting months of research and countless experiments in order to achieve one goal: to unlock the secret to the genetic mutation between humans and Apache Helicopters.  Then in 1999, they decided to use their newest DNA serum on a newborn child.  The experiment proved to be a success, as the child eventually grew up to be the ultimate weapon in U.S. History: a being that is half-human, and half-Apache Helicopter.  After a terrorist organization destroyed the research facility and killed every single scientist, Apache Helicopter Man vowed to take down the evil group and avenge the scientists who raised him since he was born.

[Mr. Valet]

Name: Electronicus

Alignment: Good

Powers: None

Bio: Mark was just a normal college kid who was highly obsessed with comic book heroes.  Then one day, his friends dared him to stick a fork into an electric socket while wearing a highly conductive metal suit that they stole from a research facility.  Hoping to gain superpowers, Mark agreed to this bet and ended up getting severe third degree burns all over his body.  In addition to his horrible disfigurement, the electric shock made him delusional and led him to believe that he actually has the ability to manipulate electricity.  In reality, he’s just waving his fingers in the air.  From then on, he decided to fight crime as the masked vigilante known as Electronicus.

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Name: Mr. Friday Night

Alignment: Evil

Powers: peak human agility; hypnosis; talks with a lisp; has a signature move called Ultra Glitter Storm (he basically just takes a can of glitter and tosses it on an opponents face.  Don’t ask where he keeps it.)

Bio: Mr. Friday Night was once a wealthy club owner who got bitten by a radioactive DJ at a party, granting him extraordinary abilities.  His main goal is to make the entire world “fabulous as eff” and kill anyone who dares oppose him.

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Name: Reverse Centaur

Alignment: Good

Powers: His spit is 200 times stickier than industrial glue; peak superhuman strength; peak superhuman speed and agility

Bio: Reverse Centaur was once an ordinary businessman who dreamed of becoming a Centaur.  Then one day, he encountered a Genie who would be willing to grant him that wish.  However, the Genie was very intoxicated and accidentally granted the businessman’s wish backwards.  Since the Genie could only grant one wish per person, the businessman was stuck in this form for all eternity.  After weeks of battling depression, the businessman decided to take advantage of his abilities and become a crime-fighting hero who captures criminals by using his ultra-sticky spit as an adhesive.  From that day forward, he was known as Reverse Centaur, defender of justice.  And stuff.

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Name: The Jewel

Alignment: Evil

Powers: Can shoot a massive laser beam from his head that’s powerful enough to destroy a small town; telekinesis; can talk to other pieces of jewelry; can cook a mean steak

Bio: Before his days of supervillainy, The Jewel used to be a normal piece of jewelry.  Then one day, he fell into a barrel of toxic waste, thus giving him this new humanoid form and granting him tremendous power.  After noticing how he and his fellow jewels were being heavily mistreated by the humans who took advantage of them, The Jewel decided to wage a war against mankind as an act of revenge for years of oppression.

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