[Herr D]

Okay: Both entries were absolutely huge.
Maaz went with the liquid monster and wrote a good story to go with the pic. If there is a flaw, it’s not the pic itself, but it was harder to find the items. Looks nice and organic. I love alternate anatomies–I’d like to see more liquid monsters! Maaz you did good. Keric went with the solar-system-sized supernatural being, and I don’t normally like those massive things.
But–it wasn’t bashing planets to bits or grossly overpowering bad guys–it was playing! Just a light-year-tall, fun-loving dude who can juggle planets, whatever without atomizing them or wiping people out. It somehow keeps them intact while playing, meaning it’s beyond physics, or supernatural. I can just imagine the faces of the crew of the ship firing at him, while their weapons probably can’t do anything at all to him or even to what he’s juggling. I have a whole story in the pic and title alone.

I gotta give this one to Keric. Pick your three, and congrats, man. Funny I didn’t think of that belt as a ship till you did it.

[Herr D]

Okay, there’s only two: this one will close at 5:01 pm and I’ll probably have it judged before midnight. If you’ve a last-minute entry, that’s 5pm EST.

[Herr D]

Thanx, J. It was hard to get a copy. The Research Center, Ltd. has been watching their files more closely with so many security breaches, especially from Lab J’s section.

[Herr D]

Thanx, Nug. I was worried the Peacemobile wasn’t very clear. It was supposed to emulate the ‘sixties psychedelic culture? If you read the words in the pic out loud maybe a certain song will come to mind that I think of as the epitome of that era.

[Herr D]

Security Incident Report Form

Project Name: Miskatronic Facility Designation: Lab J, new bldg 13
PR Info: Completely deny involvement Date of incident: 08/13/13
Project security code: Level 1 Project Classification: DOD entry.
Report ID: S4962 Project Team Lead ID: DH13 Brief proj. description:
Device designed to emulate absolute evil. Purpose to destroy morale of enemy or boost war enthusiasm by crediting enemy with it’s production and mobilization. Structural Building Imploder, Arson Unit, EMP device, new random target selection program, Mark 8 Tactical AI Chip, interrogation programming completely facilitated by various bladed appendages, Evasion Rockets, titanium-alloy shell with internal air-jet cooling and cushioning for lead-lined CPU. Top speed without rockets approximately 85 kmph.
Any extra chosen safety measures: DH13: “We only made a very little one.”
Incident Classification: Black Incident Categorization: Breach
Incident Description: J13 imploded, device exited through hole in building as fire began, crossed parking lot, entered sewer, fried security cameras, blew up water reclamation facility, disappeared into sewer system. One magnified still available by security camera serial number 86-881fa.
Security Recommendations: Request to call National Guard denied. Request to call DOD denied. DH13 provided the following: “It’s battery power may be good for 5 months. Anyone encountering it should have about 3 seconds to say ‘I am evil. I will do evil for you. What do you command?’ It shouldn’t kill anyone who says that.” In 5 months, assuming it has built no copies of itself, turn on tracking device and retrieve quietly. DH13 assures this is the most likely outcome.

Attached below is still of device, file name Miskatronic ZPSF86-881fa.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-Miskatronic_zpsf86881fa.png
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[Herr D]

Kid Jellyfish is great. Can she ‘transfer’ her sword’s stings to other weapons she holds at the same time or swing the hilt by wearing good gauntlets? It’d be a shame to keep her to one physical manifestation of a stinger. –Of course, a cat-of-nine-tails would be a hard thing to depict in HM.

[Herr D]

Okay–how many people understood that last one? Feel free to let me know here or by PM.

[Herr D]

The PEACEMOBILE comes complete with a biofuel engine, solar panels, peace insignia rims, all-terrain half-track treads . . .

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-Peacemobile_zpsf4be863d.png

. . . a cup holder . . .

[Herr D]

Go for the pancake golem with extra syrup and a pat of butter.

[Herr D]

Galaxy Hare: The eyes have it, right Jeimuzu?

[Herr D]

@Trekkie said:

Awesome- Where can I get one?

What if we just want a LITTLE one? To eat the roadkill off the roads? Would a titanium-chain leash be enough? Oh. better be neutered, too.

Oh, and Subek–that’s someone I don’t want to make laugh. I want to ask for a volunteers for reading economics textbooks out loud when he’s in the room. That might make him keep those teeth together.

[Herr D]

But the real question is, are the feet sold separately to mechanics who want good luck with machinery?

[Herr D]

Thanx, L. Btw, with lightning as a sword, do you have a cloud as a shield? You should illustrate.

[Herr D]

Miss Cuttenclip was given magic paper to make her paper people, etc. with. Some of their ideas must have been good–

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-MissCuttenclip_zps7f69624d.png

Baum did some pretty good work.

[Herr D]

Woohoo! Thanx, Maaz. Belated congrats on your green pic, btw.

I choose a backplane, a belt, and an ear! Attempt to put ’em here:

fogblast, roundhipcups, twisty horn.

–Go!

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