[Herr D]

Yes. Unless you want to rainbowficate another garment. Anyone named Joseph here might make a dreamcoat. . .

[Herr D]

What kind of spot remover would work best, hmm?

[Herr D]

Before gladiatorial combat was outlawed in a certain galactic way station, the proprietors of a certain ‘establishment’ began making their cells out of light panels to prevent escapes and using magnetic cuffs and clamps as restraints so they could detect immediately anyone getting loose. Shown here in his cell is a still from footage between rounds of an amphibious arthropoid of uncertain intelligence. His comfort requires carbon AND silicon base proteins, preferably raw, and moisturizer for his shell–Silica-gel-spiked acetone seems to work best. This particular contender has not been released, as his origin completely baffled his rescuers. That and the fact that all records concerning him are the only records missing.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-BetweenRounds_zpsde051379.png

Of course, the fact that he apparently snacked on his opponents doesn’t help . . .

**gladiator contest

[Herr D]

**Well, that’s it for the chesspieces. Now back to your regularly scheduled insanity. **OPMC

The head of maintenance for Taurus’ Slots Of Smiles Division is generally a very happy man. Taurus slot machines are the most maintenance free in the industry, including from Vegas. Usually when they are shipped back for unfixable problems, he comes in the next day to discover that the casings are loose. Just loose. He re-fastens them and ships them out. His salary pays him enough to work full-time but he just never needs to. The one thing on his mind is that he can never find the fur neck pillow the CEO gave him. Blue and green animal stripes. Ugly pillow, but it was good for napping in his chair.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-MissingPillow_zpsc5ac9b82.png
Really, he needs to find that pillow before the CEO visits next week. Where IS it?!

[Herr D]

The head of maintenance for Taurus’ Slots Of Smiles Division is generally a very happy man. Taurus slot machines are the most maintenance free in the industry, including from Vegas. Usually when they are shipped back for unfixable problems, he comes in the next day to discover that the casings are loose. Just loose. He re-fastens them and ships them out. His salary pays him enough to work full-time but he just never needs to. The one thing on his mind is that he can never find the fur neck pillow the CEO gave him. Blue and green animal stripes. Ugly pillow, but it was good for napping in his chair.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-MissingPillow_zpsc5ac9b82.png
Really, he needs to find that pillow before the CEO visits next week. Where IS it?!

[Herr D]

. . . just when I thought I was safe from envying others . . . How do you feel about alternate anatomy pix? You’re obviously good with humanoid.

[Herr D]

The Black Queen has had a few scraps with the white rooks–lost most of her fins.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/ChessPieces/BlackQueen_zpsbf64997a.png
Her new lockblade fins are as deadly as her ray gun.

[Herr D]

@WMD: The plaid made me think Scotia–I’ve no idea what Zulus dressed like?

The Black Queen has had a few scraps with the white rooks–lost most of her fins.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/ChessPieces/BlackQueen_zpsbf64997a.png
Her new lockblade fins are as deadly as her ray gun.

[Herr D]

Proton’s face is good, and you can say his sunglasses stay on because of molecular charge.

A three-eyed god of war would be a galactic ram with influence over one twelfth of the human population. That’s interesting math.

Is it weird that Froggy is my favorite of yours? Yeesh!

In all seriousness, Proton would be a good name for a hero who prevents nuclear explosions, cleans up radioactive wastes, etc.

[Herr D]

Those backgrounds definitely count as an upgrade. The ones for Coup and Midn actually contribute to the character, and that’s the goal–Jag’s background was worth the effort. It gives her a context. Keep it up, and you might start making panels like RobM!

[Herr D]

I must say your garden is coming along nicely! I’ve made a couple of blossoms here and there myself. Planimals are great fun.

–As for the phobia, I can only say–good thing you’re not afraid of germs. Add the level of fear you describe to the constant doubt you’d have over not being able to see whether they’re regrouping against you and, YIKES.

[Herr D]

Keric! Sorry for the delay–frankly, I wouldn’t have minded if the sole entrant just declared and moved on on schedule. I do like your piece. I haven’t seen their sign when I was out in that general direction, but I wouldn’t have been looking. I’m not really a spa type.

I DO LOVE MASSAGES THOUGH.

[Herr D]

The White Queen is rather unhappy about her shield failing . . .

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/ChessPieces/WhiteQueen_zps0a1b37a7.png

In her case, she has to hope that a good offense is the best defense!

[Herr D]

The White Queen is rather unhappy about her shield failing . . .

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/ChessPieces/WhiteQueen_zps0a1b37a7.png

In her case, she has to hope that a good offense is the best defense!

[Herr D]

I’m calling schedule difficulties again. Please have your submissions in by noon EST 9/13, hopefully to be judged before 7pm EST same day. We only have one entry so far–it’s not supposed to be THAT easy for me to judge.

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