[Herr D]

**Artist’s note: scaling by math for perspective in percentages is harder than it looks.

Professor Hirminez had this idea. Time travel should be impossible, right? Because entire objects couldn’t stay intact at photon speed.
But photons don’t need to travel at a different speed to reflect different colors. So, what you need is the equivalent of a Farraday cage made of photons, tune in your holographic imager to the right frequency, and you’ll get a refracted image of the future. Because the same photons are in both places at both times, right? Just a matter of calculating the exact coincidental photonic multinomial equation and allowing for gravitational resistance.
Some of the longest-running equipment with patterned electronics, patterned heat, and dense metals with less radioactivity that stays? Well, except for nickel and copper, that would be the U.S. Mint. Factoring in nickel and copper as the major variants, since just those two metals come in and out of the building in sufficient bulk, and all other materials repeat their near-exact substance–

Well, at least he should get a clear view of a distant-future dead President of the United States, right? It would be right on the engraving plates! And maybe he’d find out whether they ever solved the blue ink consistency problem.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/FuturePicUSMint_zps7eb149e5.png
The Professor has just quit. He typed up his two-word resignation and headed straight for the nearest bar.

[Herr D]

Professor Hirminez had this idea. Time travel should be impossible, right? Because entire objects couldn’t stay intact at photon speed.
But photons don’t need to travel at a different speed to reflect different colors. So, what you need is the equivalent of a Farraday cage made of photons, tune in your holographic imager to the right frequency, and you’ll get a refracted image of the future. Because the same photons are in both places at both times, right? Just a matter of calculating the exact coincidental photonic multinomial equation and allowing for gravitational resistance.
Some of the longest-running equipment with patterned electronics, patterned heat, and dense metals with less radioactivity that stays? Well, except for nickel and copper, that would be the U.S. Mint. Factoring in nickel and copper as the major variants, since just those two metals come in and out of the building in sufficient bulk, and all other materials repeat their near-exact substance–

Well, at least he should get a clear view of a distant-future dead President of the United States, right? It would be right on the engraving plates! And maybe he’d find out whether they ever solved the blue ink consistency problem.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/FuturePicUSMint_zps7eb149e5.png
The Professor has just quit. He typed up his two-word resignation and headed straight for the nearest bar.

[Herr D]

You’re welcome, AP–I felt like an idiot when I got half done and saw there is already a falls background. But variants are good, right?

[Herr D]

Rocky Falls Bank (copy between code brackets) The sky is set personally. You may want to shift that up.

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[Herr D]

Wonderful start–already shading, I see. This program is remarkably versatile. See you around!

[Herr D]

Thx, thx, and here we go! 1 ear, 1 itemright-polearms, 1 legwear-kneepad

[Herr D]

Always pleased to be associated with the muppets!

Eager to see what’s on the menu with you.

[Herr D]

Hopefully none of your dad’s customers take offense. The ‘Birdman’ title sometimes means someone who escapes, as in Alcatraz.
Arachnid’s neat. Are those eyes on his claws?

[Herr D]

Does a vampire witch have to drain blood from other witches? Pretty good broom, by the way.

[Herr D]

Your flapper is a good example of what their period did right.

[Herr D]

I’d be scared at anyone wearing a Mark Twain mask even if they didn’t look like a bat lord. And his date in the fancy dress? I’d have nightmares imagining paying for the gems on her dress, man! Good work.

[Herr D]

Really, the warranty sometimes means everything. This suit is the best of the best. Microporous polymerized vinyllulose outer layers with a framework of nanite regeneratable coral means a realistic texture and ordinary range of motion. It could be accessorized for thermal regulation or strengthened or even given ‘blood packs,’ but, in my experience, you should always avoid damaging it to avoid detection.
Here, the fasteners failed (wardrobe malfunction) because of a mugger. Baseball bats will always be legal in the United States.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-EDGARSuit_zps9889871a.png
But I’m fine–I just pulled my limb out when the mugger swung and gave him a look at me instead of my wallet. He’s being treated for some sort of psychotic break in the county facility. The ‘Earth Dweller Growth-Analogue Repository Suits’ have a much catchier name in the original Gluppalubbian.

**suit contest
*

[Herr D]

Kinda makes you wish the old style phone booths were still around. And had plywood instead of glass. . . and that maybe some of them locked and traveled to wherever and whenever the occupant would feel welcome and be welcomed in a Whovian, instantaneous manner. And left goodbye notes.

Where’s my phone? Phones are too small to find now!

[after much needless rummaging] Nice work, AP. As a side note, I imagine that lipstick might look better if the tip were made of certain shoulder items.

[Herr D]

*dr
A U.N. diplomat was meeting in secret with an extraterrestrial to establish a friendly first contact when the Blue Band Of Ruffians and the Tandroids attacked a nearby city. The alien asked the diplomat what measures would be taken. The diplomat tried to be offhanded, saying that [things] “would all be better” [if] “that baleful lot were caught up in a purple haze because some hero emerged to handle them.” The alien said simply, “I accept your terms.”
The alien demonstrated her misunderstanding aptly. She blanked the memory of the entire security contingent for the day, then blanked the diplomat’s memory of all but those words. With a secret identity in place, the alien arrived on the scene wearing a superhero costume and proceeded to “bale up the lot in purple hays.” No one bothered to correct the alien’s grammar. No one has been able to duplicate the purple proto-matter fibers that she uses. Now known as ‘Purple Hays,’ this new alien superhero alternately emerges to handle various random crises and reposes aboard her mother ship in low orbit.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-PurpleHays_zpsed3b8389.png
World leaders have privately agreed to leave this matter to the U.N., since only criminals have ever been affected. The U.N. has been debating what to do about this ‘situation’ for three months. They have not agreed to speak to the press.

[Herr D]

This is the Cyan Cat. Various cyanide complexes are found throughout the local ecosystem. Named for the resemblance to a ‘CAT’ front-end loader with scoop attachment, it’s quite a few tons. It’s coloration and fuzziness always seemed scant to me. I’d love to see it improved, given shadows, etc. It was originally made for a contest with maybe more limits than lived up to.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/hm3/HerrD-TheCyanCat.jpg

If you only want to do the character I’ll improve the background.

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