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Oh, I had this thought about Le Skunk. If he happens to live in an area where allergies are really bad, he might meet a woman whose sense of smell has been destroyed. Hay fever does it temporarily, medicine for allergy-induced asthma might contribute, and various injuries / conditions can ruin the sense of taste and smell simultaneously. Eligible heroes that don’t date get too broody.

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I would suggest that since it’s an after-effect of a shrink ray, that it would be gummy because it SHOULD take up a thousand times as much space. –You know– it’s smoke, but it’s gummy because it’s so dense that it acts a little bit like a solid.

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One could easily argue that the aura would darken the shadow by ‘pushing’ the light away, but that should make the shadow larger and misshapen . . .

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I gotta tell ya–contortionism is a great example of how American culture isn’t really fair. I know this guy who used to BE a contortionist in a small show. He’d alternate shows with the female contortionist. SHE got the guys hollering out their phone numbers and throwing money wearing more of a costume than most circus performers wear. He would do his show, and the women wouldn’t make a sound. Then they’d realize the show was over and run out of the tent as fast as they could.

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Pretty good. You might copy it into the Tips & Tricks section.

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Yikes. Did you use Windows Paint for external assembly? I have only been able to import one anything to it at a time and my instructions for it’s use were deleted by a well-meaning installation helper. On top of that, my help button in it doesn’t work. (?)

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Uh–different timeline, alternate history, alternate universe, or typo? Even as tired as I am, I’m sure I didn’t dream fifteen years in my last nap!

[Herr D]

Ordinary forgotten plot devices like holey pockets and multiversal dumb crook mistakes go well together. Good job, Nate; good luck with this, WMD.

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Papa Vendetti had never been very bright. When told he wasn’t smart enough to be considered ‘family,’ he decided that the Italian Mafioso was too snobbish. He recruited his own multicultural criminal enterprise, the only requirement being that no one had ever called a prospective member smart.

There were a few . . . issues.

*also entered in Kaylin’s contest without story.

[Herr D]

Titled: Being A Mafia Hit Man–For Dummies

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Was that a backlog or are you just happy to see us? A lot to post right out of the gate! Nice start, welcome, and be sure to read the rules if you haven’t already.

Pizza Man made me laugh–when he makes a mistake, does he say “Dough!”

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After the historic massacre of the visiting scientists in Cuba, the wrecked and neglected labs allowed such migrations as the Lace Dragons. Eastern Lace Dragons got a lot of attention because their eyes were thicker than their skulls were wide and all three of their eyes could rotate to look out either side of their faces. Debates about their origins and whether to exterminate them went on unusually long. Scientists agreed they were a product of a lab but couldn’t agree whether they were developed to consume toxic waste or learn how to survive septic shock. Both schools of thought were believable, as their wings were made of practically bare bone covered with basically a kite made of dried septic mucus and they had a taste for embalming fluid. It got to the point where funeral directors in Florida had to employ shooters.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/EasternLaceDragon_zpsec2e5a1d.png

Of course, they were fast enough to dodge bullets from twenty feet away, but they could only spit their acid venom about twelve feet. Lower-caliber Glazier rounds were usually the most successful for the money and inherent safety issues.

*@Keric: Was Hexen’s right hand tugging her skirt away from her belt and bunching the fabric? Congrats, btw.
@Maaz: Yah, I didn’t depict clearly enough that each arm has two elbows. Maybe bunch marks on the fabric would’ve done it?

[Herr D]

After the historic massacre of the visiting scientists in Cuba, the wrecked and neglected labs allowed such migrations as the Lace Dragons. Eastern Lace Dragons got a lot of attention because their eyes were thicker than their skulls were wide and all three of their eyes could rotate to look out either side of their faces. Debates about their origins and whether to exterminate them went on unusually long. Scientists agreed they were a product of a lab but couldn’t agree whether they were developed to consume toxic waste or learn how to survive septic shock. Both schools of thought were believable, as their wings were made of practically bare bone covered with basically a kite made of dried septic mucus and they had a taste for embalming fluid. It got to the point where funeral directors in Florida had to employ shooters.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/EasternLaceDragon_zpsec2e5a1d.png

Of course, they were fast enough to dodge bullets from twenty feet away, but they could only spit their acid venom about twelve feet. Lower-caliber Glazier rounds were usually the most successful for the money and inherent safety issues. *OPMC

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Hi. Welcome. Obey all rules? . . .You are allowed to post material here. I will have to say, posting a picture of nothing without a caption is ORIGINAL.

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Um? Was I supposed to judge that? I did send a PM asking that . . . KERIC? If I’m the judge–you won. If I’m not the judge, you either won, or the judge canned it for lack of participation.

Pick the next one and judge it?

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