[Herr D]

CK & FRM–Thank you for joining up.

[Herr D]

You were sick? :sniff: Well, glad you’re getting better. I’m not sure what other people want–most of the humanoid footwear styles are covered. You guys are getting most of the claws / talons / hooves, too.

What I don’t see are more simian feet, non-claw paws (rabbit?,) flippers, tentacles, landing gear, bug feet, stilts, wounded feet, velcro closures, and boot weapons. The category could be rounded out?

[Herr D]

@Trekkie: I finally got to Tarzan. My heart {we’ll say just one} sang at how little modification it needed.

@FRM: Um? Let me know if this counts for you.

Mike took the experimental serum. It changed his inner ear so that he couldn’t get dizzy. It gave him a high resistance to blunt trauma and slightly greater agility and speed. All the inventor knew was that it would modify the way his nervous system and skin used calcium–the inventor hadn’t predicted the plusses to Mike’s inner ear. Mike stitched Kevlar plates into a costume he made out of cloth he stole from an old backdrop. Then he inserted flexible ceramic blades in the tips and practiced some elementary gymnastics, mostly cartwheels.
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[Herr D]

A man walked into an office with 3 photographs in his hand. Based on those three photographs, a multinational conglomerate opened a twenty-hothouse operation to supply a small pharmaceutical shell company with ingredients for a brand new, untried, holistic herbal remedy. How could something like that make sense?
Picture number 1
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/TarzanSwingingP1_zps8ac2a657.png
Picture number 2
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/TarzanHurryingDownstream_zps682f8574.png
Picture number 3
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/TarzanWhackingALionP3_zps354f6455.png
So . . .
Headline: GREYSTOKE FOUNDATION CLAIMS TO HAVE DISCOVERED TROPICAL REMEDY FOR REPETITIVE MOTION INJURIES Pollen mix to remain proprietary secret.

(Pose was Trekkie’s gift to me in SantaSwap2. My heart {we’ll say just one} sang, as all I needed was to color it and add an eye.)

[Herr D]

Nnnn-no. That’s one of the trades I stay out of. I’m probably very good at giving less-than-accurate descriptions to the police, though, so I might be useful on the periphery . . . [sketches Nixon wearing a fez] “He looked like THIS, officer!” [adjusts E.D.G.A.R. suit, waits for the officer to turn away, dives into puddle and disappears in a flash of light.]

[Herr D]

Thanx. I’ve placed a note in post #15 footnoting where I think it belongs best and given it the ‘author’s endorsement as canon.’ I’ve been looking at the possibility of that picture for a while.

[Herr D]

The above post I endorse as a picture of KF2 leaving the scene of “Q’s” first fight at the end of post # 15. Thanx to CantDraw for making it for me in SantaSwap2.

[Herr D]

The Cook’s apparently busy with some -uh- personal errands. I’ll just hit–I mean, I’ll just GO to Burger King.

[Herr D]

Good work guys!

[Herr D]

Where did ev1 go? Oh, holidays. I understand; I’m busy too. Thank you, Keric. We really are probably ‘the two characters!’

HEY! Calling all hm-ers! [sound of rolliing dice] Muahahahahahaha! –wait, that’s a new one. There’s a Landscape in here, folks; just don’t let it rain inside your computer!

[Herr D]

Remember how some women are beautiful when they’re angry? In her case I will DEFINITELY make an exception. Post-lifetime member of the local S & M club?

[Herr D]

Hoverboards? November 2015, right? Yeah, almost exactly. I have a feeling we will miss that one by more than a month. Not that we CAN’T. Just that it’s inconvenient enough and potentially dangerous enough that no one will rush in and dupe it out as best we can. It’s too actionable. Just one more way that our culture is too litigious.

[Herr D]

@CantDraw: Excellent. I don’t need to change a thing. Please post as #48 or so in Writer’s Room / Sci Fi / The Show Must Go Off. Providing me the text would be gravy, but really, I like it for the thread as is.

@Trekkie: I have been desalinated with overwork, but with any luck I’ll be using that pose very shortly.

[Herr D]

The “Switchblade,” a stealth, camo-colored vehicle suitable for espionage. Controlled descent into rockslides, swamps, sand dunes, etc. Faster than a parachute with the radar sig of about five geese. Single passenger and up to thirty pounds of gear.

[Herr D]

I’m a bit overrun myself. No hurry, JR. My list is near complete. If you don’t want to make a laundromat background, doing this could be the option–Trekkie just did Tarzan, and Cant said he’s probably working on KF2. I’ll be in and out. [checks clone maker, sees it’s still not working] It looks like I’m not catching up on things as fast as I’d planned–

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