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Now the Eohipods are some of the best couriers anywhere, besides their other, more known skills. VERY good representation, AMS.

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I like the red suit for Heat better, but the tat on the other one looks more . . . right.

So–the sociopath can turn on and off empathy? Or doesn’t feel them really, but senses them and plays them well? A sociopath who feels feelings that aren’t his could easily become addicted–work next door to a hookah bar or an emergency room . . . or a brothel? Hmmmmm.

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Yours makes me wonder . . . all her or part biomech suit? Part of the fun in any xenobiologist’s queries.

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Flash Support is Ending but HeroMachine Is NOT!

;^>

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Wow. IRL bashed me good. Extend these same items through 10/15, noon EST.

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Good stuff, man. Tell us a story.

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I remember with fondness my own prehensile mustache before it went gray . . . good stuff, man.

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Hairy told me abt this species that can only mate while the female is fighting off predators. The males learn to fight with outer tentacles and hold on borrowed shells as armor while mating with — uh . . . their other parts. The female fights around the male through holes in more borrowed shell material. ‘Arthropodia Bellus.’ Seen here near a ship complete with three visible ‘pearl cannons.’
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To re-establish the flow: ARCADE INVADER! If you do not reclaim judgeship by 8/31 at noon EST and there are no objections, then I will re-assume judgeship with the following items and the deadline of 9/18/19 2pm EST. TBJ asap.

(An extra point to be awarded for the best display of something with text on it that belongs to the pic. Movie ticket, sign, newspaper, etc.)

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I have been unable to more than gaze longingly at hm3 until a few minutes ago, with my facility going dark and not having time at home. No entrants. Choose a new deadline and post three more items or the desire to keep these three. Sorry I wasn’t able.

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Okay, Arcade Invader. As sole entrant, you win. Please pick 3 items and a deadline; you are the next judge.

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Born in Miami, Florida to a poor family, he was headed to a poor high school, with only a job as an amateur exterminator. No one suspected that he was actually BREEDING and then torturing the mice infesting the local warehouses. Suddenly, he began to win contest after bee after science fair after placement test. Some people get zits, he got smarts. His first week of high school, he figured out that a junior was bedding a principal for good grades. No one is quite sure what he sprayed on the principal’s car, but the fire department couldn’t put it out for long enough that they gave up and had it compacted into a cube and buried it in a sand pit.

He came forward and said why. “Statutory rape is a crime,” he said, “and no one believed me.” The principal went to jail, the junior was removed from the school, and he? He plead his case to the judge, explaining that he would like to serve his country, and juvenile delinquents couldn’t make much of a difference. He was bussed to Hollywood Hills Military Academy. No one imagined that he had timed his case to fall into the docket of the only judge in his jurisdiction to ever order military school as part of a juvenile sentence. No one realized that HHMA was the only shot he had of working with drones in high school. No one thought that it was all part of a greater plan.

He enlisted the day after graduation. He tested out of basic training to become a lieutenant in the Army. He shipped out while most cadets his age were still IN basic training. All the way to the Middle East, and no one in particular noticed the hacker that shuffled some five thousand applicants until he was sent to that ONE location straight out.

The last shipment to leave that section of Iraq with a cargo of C4 was delayed by onboard computer issues in the cargo planes twice. Purdue himself fixed them just before the base went dark. According to his report, he only survived by a series of coincidences and clever maneuvering. He testified that insurgents killed the other one hundred and twenty-two personnel on the base with a combination of weapons that included poison gas and explosives. They captured him with damaged dog tags. The ‘LT’ on his dog tags was so damaged that they believed it read ‘COL’ and began torturing him for information. They cut off his left toes, then his foot, then his lower leg and then his little finger and ring finger from his left hand. He said he escaped by using a combination of poison, explosives, and other weapons. No one questioned the C4 being missing, along with three million dollars’ worth of drone equipment, at least at first. No one contested his medical discharge. No one thought for a moment that he might have self-amputated. When his last physical was complete, he was released stateside, benefits pending final investigation. Five out of seven of the investigators are MIA. No one has reported finding remains of the insurgent stronghold he described. The case has been shelved, until such time as the region is considered stable enough to continue it.

When his parents and sister died while he was being shipped home, the local police looked into it. Something had blown up in their basement with an obscured chemical signature. He returned home executor and sole heir. No one had seen a drone start the fire in the paint-and-cleaner-filled basement. He started a small business. Extermination again. As the local homeless population resumed it’s remarkable tendency to drop, some people he knew eventually connected him with people closer to his level of evil. He now works with the big boys.
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Thank you! . . . 30C? Where? You don’t live under a magnifying glass, do you? Yikes.

Here’s the 3, deadline to be 8/6 noon, winner hopefully judged by 8pm.

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Jawid was very proud he’d finally gotten a Gugcaller to work. Made of Gug entrails, stomach, and airways, a traditional Gugcaller is SUPPOSED to make a mating call sound. This sounded more like a Gug declaring indigestion and a desire to stop breathing.

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Among the yarns Hairy has spun for me was one about a dude named Jawid, sort of an alien version of a Scottish hippie quadruped.
The zombie heads were mountains and boots, the dress tie was part of the ‘bagpipe’ structure, and the eyelashes were hair.

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“Guanlong About To Have Heated Words” is about that moment when he loses his temper. He lives with painful burn scars 24/7, due to flaming debris that persisted the first time he changed back human. Sometimes people showing revulsion don’t live to regret it.
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