[Herr D]

If it would get something created faster, you could always take your two favorite characters from your two favorite video games and make a mashup . . .

[Herr D]

Did the seeker find it? I have it on good authority that the truth is out there. So hopefully he’s not checking indoors. Nice posts.

[Herr D]

@livewyre1014 said:

I like that idea…might play around with some acronyms and see what I come up with. Thanks HerrD!!!

Yvw. Which branch were you?

[Herr D]

–And we nestled down in our trusty balloon
And then fell asleep looking at stars, cloud, and moon.
In the top of the basket, there arose such a clatter,
I sat bolt upright to see what was the matter.
The GPS shorted out and started a fire!
Sand from a sandbag put it out, and our flyer
Was safe, tho we’re lost. Startled by a ringtone–

(Sometimes the wrong ringtone can be VERY upsetting.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/RingtoneUpset_zps8874d15a.png

. . . Well, their GPS had malfunctioned while they slept, so that wasn’t quite such an over-reaction . . . )

I screamed, and I grabbed, and I

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— the phone!

*That wing makes great fire! I’ll be traveling and so in less contact than usual till next weekend.

[Herr D]

Sometimes the wrong ringtone can be VERY upsetting.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/RingtoneUpset_zps8874d15a.png

. . . Well, their GPS had malfunctioned while they slept, so that wasn’t quite such an over-reaction . . .

*OPMC

[Herr D]

K? 3! You win. I wonder why we are the only ones dedicated to this contest?

[Herr D]

Arborman 1 has somewhat sparse foliage. #2 is branched better but the foliage is a little too patterned. Give #2 about thirty raggedy-edged layers more foliage artistically randomized and it’ll be fine.

gdfgdf might need a name based on a power or purpose, otherwise: Triton, Sea, Hydro, etc.

[Herr D]

You’re probably right about Cap’n F. Supposedly it is harder to recognize people with a simple bandanna over the lower half of the face like bandits in old westerns than people with those ‘infinity’ masks on. So modernizing it might require going in another direction.
–Then again, not to be too rude, it’s kind of hard to tell two humans apart if they’re dressed alike, or fighting, or it’s dark . . .

[Herr D]

Sometimes it’s a great idea to go to do fun things when no one else is there. No crowds, no hassles, just you and the family having a good time . . .

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/AmusementPark_zps37c00204.png

Of course, you and the family will always have your own unique hassles . . . like needing a special amusement park, having to go at three in the morning to not have witnesses . . .

*Thanks again to JR for making that laundromat background.
*

[Herr D]

Well, thank you Jeimuzu. I occasionally do have reason to use my al–my unusual perspective in daily life, too. Someone once asked me if I knew if there were any kinds of grass that didn’t require mowing for a property they were having built.
“No,” I said, “But it doesn’t matter. You shouldn’t plant grass here. It’s hilly.”
“What difference does that make?” he said.
“You have to do special things to make grass grow on steep hills so the erosion doesn’t take your seed away–and do you play croquet?”
He looked at me funny. “N-no?”
“Golf?”
“Uh, well, not here . . . “
“Then why WOULD you plant grass? There are dozens of things like periwinkle, mountain laurel, whatever that don’t spread like kudzu. They flower, they’re better at erosion control, they’re just BETTER. Any garden shop can sell you enough to cover a thirty-by-ten-foot strip with other stuff, and you might never have to do maintenance of ANY kind on it EVER AGAIN.”
He gave me a funny look and nodded slowly. “So pay up front and never touch it again?”

. . . Okay, so he used kudzu and the neighbors blamed me when it spread to them, but he ALMOST followed my advice. I’m improving!

[Herr D]

Folkly! Excellent . . . I don’t think we’d ever had the slot Tops used in this before.

[Herr D]

Sorry this is late, K. I was doing too much and didn’t get it done, but I thought you might like to see it anyway.

On the premise that this young female is an alien and gave up on human clothes in disgust, the obvious reasons come to mind. For starters, it makes much more sense to put one leg and one arm through and button the other side. Combining necessary tech with hair fasteners is a lot better, too. Last, but not least, heels are a bad idea.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/redress_zpsaf05035b.png
Yah, human clothes suck.

[Herr D]

*Ktc(late)

On the premise that this young female is an alien and gave up on human clothes in disgust, the obvious reasons come to mind. For starters, it makes much more sense to put one leg and one arm through and button the other side. Combining necessary tech with hair fasteners is a lot better, too. Last, but not least, heels are a bad idea.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/redress_zpsaf05035b.png
Yah, human clothes suck.

[Herr D]

@Blue Blazer said:

Seems legit. Although it naturally begs another question, that being how do deaf and blind schizophrenics “hear” voices in their heads?

Tactile illusions of Braille? Finding messages in the gravel? Imaginary Scentmonsters? Good question . . . Of course, the advantage to this is, that if a human has no senses we won’t be able to diagnose him with schizophrenia anyway, so we’ll never find out.

[Herr D]

@headlessgeneral said:

When a Desbot deviates from it’s original mission, the LGM have a special series of DesBot to send in and correct them. DesBot Green 112 was the DesBot sent in to fix DesBot Red 77. And he’s going to do it by… DESTROYING CHRISTMAS!

DesBot Green 112

Myro said: You’re a mean one, DesBot Green . . .

You’re made of mashed-up lentil pots
Recycled by a drunk–
Mr. DesBOT!

–I’d disintegrate you if I only had
a thirty-nine-and-a-half hertz hoooooooooooole!
Reticulated wormhole that is . . .

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