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Herr DParticipantHey, man, I have reservations . . . about staying. Goodbye!
Herr DParticipantOh. I pictured it happening to you when you were a bit older!
Herr DParticipantGreat to see you’re back. Look forward to reading the end. . . and finding out how that whale stole your bicycle.
Difficult, without legs or thumbs. And your Coast Guard (?) can’t prosecute him. Greenpeace would object. What do they do for that in your country, anyway? Community service? (car wash by blowhole) Jail? (aquarium) Public humiliation?
SHAVE THE WHALES would make a great bumper sticker.
Herr DParticipantPitch was never well-liked. He didn’t look like a good guy. Even after his infamous battle with the Berg-o-meisters (shown,) people just never, well–WARMED to him. Witnesses reported him disappearing near an active volcano. No one has seen him since.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-Pitch_zps37e5115a.png
He IS expected to return. After all, his holdings are legally protected against ‘going inactive.’ That low-toxin refining formula is still too expensive to replace most of the industry, but it’s making him money. Only HE would have come up with a combination of immersion of igneous rock in the crude itself to catalyze the process and make tougher plastics at the same–
Uh. Wait. Isn’t that what he said HIS composition was? Maybe he’s getting, like, a crude magma makeover? Gross.
Herr DParticipantTraditionally, we always tried to give a full week for this contest to run, and traditionally, we almost always had the deadline on the midnight between Saturday and Sunday EST. Now that there is an obvious conflict between the two, I feel that we should wait till that standard deadline just in case this will BE a contest rather than another single-entrant recognition. So if there are no objections, that’s what we’ll do.
Herr DParticipantChapter 9: Potential
Jennifer checked the batteries in the digital camera. “David?”
David looked startled. “Yes?”
She held up the camera. “Is that map glossy?”
He blinked. He looked down. “Yes.”
“You’re not going to need me to get a picture of it, are you?”
He blinked again. “That’s what I’m preparing it for. Why?”
Oh, you forgot. “Camera one is the only one we have that can allow for the sheen. Unless you got another digital or bought some of that plastic I asked for.”
He gritted his teeth. He looked down at the map, turning slightly red.
“Of course, if you explain what you’re doing, I could make it on PowerPoint. Today’s post-production is done.”
He blinked again. “Like a slide show?”
“I could make it a slide show. In stages, even. Like that piece on economists last month?”
He smiled faintly. Yeah, I know you loved making Ph. D.’s sound stupid.
“Okay,” he said, “That would be a nice touch for this.” He fished a wad of paper out of his pocket. “Unbunch that for me. I should double-check it anyway.” He handed it to her.
Eee-ew. Sweaty. What IS this? Is that Tia’s writing? She unfolded and flattened it beside her laptop.
David pulled a mini-cassette recorder out of it’s case, checked the tape, set it down, turned it on, and began speaking in his anchor voice.[Continued Next Block]
Herr DParticipantOoh. Um. Good luck fishing, man. Don’t be too wary to throw some back.
Herr DParticipantWell, he looks good in the air . . . I do hope he’s insured.
Herr DParticipant“Rhett, I don’t know how to say this–you need some moisturizer.”
Herr DParticipantThank you, HK! A picture being worth 1000 words generally, if mine has no appropriate valuation to scale–maybe I could call them PRICELESS? Woohoo!
Herr DParticipantThe Galactic Piloting System. Avoids collisions and hazards and pilots quickly and efficiently. It was a landmark legal battle that was only settled when the species trademarked as the Playback Worm was discovered to be HEALTHIER in the manufactured kit than any discovered in the wild, to live longer, and, when dying of old age, to have brains indicative of a perfectly happy life.
http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-PlaybackWorm_zpsd95c8362.png. . . but then, they watch movies all day, right? Pretty good life for a worm.
Herr DParticipantTronix face is very realistic. Reminds of W. Frakes playing bad guys.
Herr DParticipantYikes. Away we go! Shield, sleeve, belt buckle depicted:
Herr DParticipant“Oh, thank heavens, Milt–I was worried you might be someone else.”
Herr DParticipantOr people, cars, planes–
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