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Okay! Same items, new week . . . GO!

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I think it was Frank Sinatra who said “whatever gets you through the night, be it prayer or a bottle of Jack Daniels.” Well, some people might not accept either of those, but here’s something that is neither and both at the same time.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-CosmicCola_zps7667dcd7.png

Never sold, but always there for the taking. This ad was put together in hm3 and is intended to inspire not just those with compatible or analogical beliefs, but all those who recognize such virtues as teamwork or self-improvement within society.

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I forgot about this ad presentation. **pop quiz entry**
Well, it’s summer, right? Try it if you like, but DEFINITELY try to inspire those around you to deserve it.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-CosmicCola_zps7667dcd7.png

Because that will help everyone.
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The most impressive thing about [multiple clicks and whistles, non-transcribable] is not that the stage name pun translates equally well into every single known language. It’s not that Kali Marie is actually a metric-ton amoeboid and only fakes having regular appendages. It’s not that s/he only shows six to twelve pseudopods outside the body and multi-tasks with up to eight more INSIDE the body using more equipment out of view of the audience . . .

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-KaliMarie_zpscce3c3cf.png

. . . it’s that his timing is so perfect, he can strobe directional microphones accurately enough to play three songs at once.

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Ouch. Who’s in? How many have started one? Please respond before noon, Friday, 7/12.

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@WMD and Fudgee: Thanx, guys. Job search has begun.

**I thought of an interesting hero for Hawaii.
“Some tourists call her Aloha, some ‘the mysterious hula girl,’ but the locals all agree that she couldn’t possibly exist. –Who ever heard of such a thing? A woman who walks out of the waves having carved a bit of driftwood, throws it, and something supernatural happens? A set of carved shark’s teeth means you instantly vanish? A carved sun means your wounds heal? Completely absurd! Still, the stakes have been found, twenty prominent businessmen under suspicion have vanished, leaving their shoes, bags, a cigar in one case there on the sand.”

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-Aloha_zps564593a2.png

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Thanx, Luc. Uh, happy vapor trails? Okay, guys, this one should be interesting:

All three are from ShoulderRight last clusters: Two from Tech, One from Standard

[Herr D]

. . . the ‘bubbly’ scars might be done by masking translucent clouds to insignia, layering them with masked energy bubbles, etc. (Lots of layers.)

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Um? I may have reached my limit on what I can do with this one. I’m not sure you want it. The concept of what might have been happening–well, I tried.

Swallow what you’re eating. Put down your drink. This is your warning. I’m not sure how it will affect you.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-NanoVomit_zpsb34b9848.png

I was fascinated with the idea that the nanites would have been trying to instill some sort of order in the chaos during the Nanovomit. Obviously special instrumentation, such as what Tech might have been trying to locate her with, would have been necessary to see part of what this pic includes . . . The pose was tough, and biker fetish clothing I had to approximate . . .

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If I could believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I’d mean it even more when I say “use your noodle.”

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-FSM_zpsa996057d.png

Speaking of faith, I REALLY like the idea of innocence defeating evil.

It had to be pink. Pink was what did in the Big Bad. There was a horrible screeching wail, one terrifying word audible within it–
“Sweet!” And the ancient line died forever of the equivalent of innecrodiabetic shock!

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-BelleAlaLugosi_zps58e4fb65.png

. . . because innocence should always triumph over evil. Take THAT, Twilight lovers!

**Editor’s note: The FSM was for the deity contest and ‘BelleAlaLugosi’ was for a coloration contest. I lost the hand on the hat, probably put the wrong one back while shading her underarm, doubled the hair to mix the color a bit, and, of course, added her two new ‘features’ that will fade and ash with a hint of the odor of taffeta and pure soap on a spring breeze.

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@Kaylin: “Always at mastery, never a Master’s degree!” Or something like that. Thanx.
@ev1: It had to be pink. Pink was what did in the Big Bad. There was a horrible screeching wail, one terrifying word audible within it–
“Sweet!” And the ancient line died forever of the equivalent of innecrodiabetic shock!

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-BelleAlaLugosi_zps58e4fb65.png

. . . because innocence should always triumph over evil. Take THAT, Twilight lovers!

**Editor’s note: I lost the hand on the hat,probably put the wrong one back while shading her underarm, doubled the hair to mix the color a bit, and, of course, added her two new ‘features’ that will fade and ash with a hint of the odor of taffeta and pure soap on a spring breeze.

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She looks a tad lopsided. You might switch torsos or adjust her pose. Lopsided would fit with some mutations, but dwarfism tends to mean stocky, short, large head-hands-feet, and otherwise proportional. If you stick with that pose, I think dropping and enlarging the left shoulder? Or just shrinking the right shoulder and arm? Not sure about the rest. Nice back view above, btw.

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@Trekkie: thanks, man.

@Myro: Two places named Calgary. Two different countries. Both subject to flooding. (?) Some of the people I grew up with, if they lived in one of them and found out about the other, would have built a fake sign for Mt. Rogers or Mt. Olympus or something equally unfloodable and start a petition to change the name of the place.

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@AP: Thanx, I may be looking at those. Searching has begun.

@Myro: Is there a Calgary in Canada? I only know of the one in Texas. If you’re in Calgary, Canada, I guess I should say I’m sorry it hit you all that badly and thank you for not letting all of it hit down here. Lots of storms right now. Hope you’re ‘machining since you can’t be earning.

. . . and thanks for the encouragement, guys.

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