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    Herr D
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    [Herr D comes in, sits down, watches bartender a moment, nods, picks up extra tap, attaches to self between third eyestalk and seventh tentacle–the blue one, pours sticky green smoke-like liquid into spare glass. Watches nearest other patron recoil, sighs in subsonic pitch, reabsorbs green stuff.] One Coke no ice, please. What’s a Duke Nukem?

    #14631

    Prof.Anthrax
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    @Herr D said:

    What’s a Duke Nukem?

    It’s hard to explain… Do they have a term that means “overblown crud” in your native land? That’s a good place to start…

    #14817

    Herr D
    Participant

    It’s hard to explain… Do they have a term that means “overblown crud” in your native land? That’s a good place to start…

    If I translate it correctly, I think it comes out “type A personality with undeserved credentials, too few useful tentacles, and methane-infused breath.” That about right?

    Artist’s block? Heard about it. You could stick with the theme of half-seas and make a band? No wait. Give your centauris an instrument too so they can only play at the shore! Add a squiddy for multiple instruments. Now THAT is a band I’d pay to see play.

    #14901

    Prof.Anthrax
    Member

    Sounds fair enough.
    Agh, the well of creativity is running low…

    #14938

    Herr D
    Participant

    Artist’s block? Heard about it. You could stick with the theme of half-seas and make a band? No wait. Give your centauris an instrument too so they can only play at the shore! Add a squiddy for multiple instruments. Now THAT is a band I’d pay to see play.

    #16554

    Herr D
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    [Herr D enters and rapidly moves to barstool. Motions bartender over.]
    “I hinted to some colleagues that a bunch of half-human, half-sea creatures might hold a benefit called ‘Save The Humans.’ Their manufacturing hardware was limited, but they contributed these [places large package on table] to your prize closet in hopes it would happen.” [opens package to reveal seventeen green left rubber boots each containing three ziploc bags of seawater]
    “Let me know the concert date ASAP, right?” [Gestures and makes odd sounds toward martini glass for a moment.] “Rats. I need to practice that dialect, too. Silicate life-form languages are harder for me to pronounce.” [Dashes out.]

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