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November 19, 2012 at 1:20 pm #503
Prof.AnthraxMemberHello, all. I figure it’s about time to open up the doors, so come on in and have a tall cool one.
I’m still fighting with the posting mechanics, so I’ll add something as soon as the system is willing.
Yes, I’m following all the instructions in the tutorial. No, I don’t know why my system is unwilling to play along.November 19, 2012 at 1:42 pm #13956
Prof.AnthraxMemberNo tutorial can work through a worthless ISP.
November 20, 2012 at 12:51 am #13979
Herr DParticipantGood luck to you. I occasionally have cp probs too. I’m the only person I know to have had a Norton person on the phone to tell me I’d worn out my viruscide and needed another copy. I’ve had fairly good luck keeping my libr on Photobucket (free) and posting from there.
November 21, 2012 at 6:55 pm #14065
Prof.AnthraxMemberThanks D, for both the moral support and the idea to go bucketing.
Personally, I use AVG instead of Norton, but there are places much more appropriate to go about merits and demerits of each.November 21, 2012 at 7:57 pm #14069
Prof.AnthraxMemberMy first offering!
This is a mild freestyle of a VBSS-tasked swabbie. VBSS means “Visit-Board-Search and Siezure”. These folks (Navy SEALs or Coast Guard) board other vessels for missions ranging from customs or maritime safety inspections to anti-smuggling and anti-piracy actions.
November 22, 2012 at 11:46 am #14102
Prof.AnthraxMemberInspired by the Singing Shark meme. No, I don’t think he’s quite so rude… In fact I think he’s rather of a crooner.
Face it, you wouldn’t be surprised if his signature tune happened to be “Beyond The Sea”, would you?November 23, 2012 at 9:42 am #14133
Prof.AnthraxMemberSomething a little different.
According to theoi.com, she’s technically a centauris, but this isn’t the place for hair-splitting. When it’s all said and done, she’d just like a nice latte.
.November 25, 2012 at 3:10 pm #14224
Prof.AnthraxMemberNot intended, but The Beatles’ “Revolution 9” is to blame. And that’s the whole story.
November 25, 2012 at 8:26 pm #14231
HammerknightParticipantWelcome to the forums.
November 29, 2012 at 1:08 pm #14513
Prof.AnthraxMemberSuffice it to say, this fellow isn’t someone you want knocking at your door at any hour. With a euphemisitc job title like “Bail Enforcement Agent”, he’s not asking to borrow a cup of sugar.
November 30, 2012 at 1:16 am #14557
Herr DParticipantWere you thinking Rutger Hauer? Of your ‘reglar peeps,’ your vbss guy is better. I think it’s the sunglasses. You should have him go to ‘professionally visit’ your sharkman, not knowing, have his sunglasses bitten off and need to defend himself or be rescued in the next frame by the vbss guy. Definitely needs action. The same problem is had by actors playing roles with sunglasses. They always come off as too mechanical or angst-ridden. –Of course, that did help Arnie’s performance in T1 . . .
ooh. Are you planning a sing-off ending in a real fight between your humanoid creatures? Mr. Shark could cover something by Great White, shown up by Wally with “All The Girls I’ve Loved Before,” etc? Kara-okey-DOKEY!
November 30, 2012 at 1:18 pm #14586
Blue BlazerParticipant@Prof.Anthrax said:
Not intended, but The Beatles’ “Revolution 9” is to blame. And that’s the whole story.
Coo coo katchoo!
November 30, 2012 at 2:25 pm #14593
Prof.AnthraxMember@Herr D said:
Were you thinking Rutger Hauer? Of your ‘reglar peeps,’ your vbss guy is better. I think it’s the sunglasses. You should have him go to ‘professionally visit’ your sharkman, not knowing, have his sunglasses bitten off and need to defend himself or be rescued in the next frame by the vbss guy. Definitely needs action. The same problem is had by actors playing roles with sunglasses. They always come off as too mechanical or angst-ridden. –Of course, that did help Arnie’s performance in T1 . . .
ooh. Are you planning a sing-off ending in a real fight between your humanoid creatures? Mr. Shark could cover something by Great White, shown up by Wally with “All The Girls I’ve Loved Before,” etc? Kara-okey-DOKEY!
Wasn’t thinking Rutger Hauer, honestly. At least you didn’t make a Duke Nukem accusation!
November 30, 2012 at 2:31 pm #14596
Prof.AnthraxMember@Blue Blazer said:
Coo coo katchoo!
And for saying the secret word, Blue Blazer wins something from the Prize Closet! This time it’s… it’s the coveted Green-Rubber-Boot-Full-Of-Water Award! Don’t spill it all in one place!
Someone really should restock the Prize Closet…November 30, 2012 at 3:48 pm #14576
MyroParticipant@Prof.Anthrax said:
Wasn’t thinking Rutger Hauer, honestly. At least you didn’t make a Duke Nukem accusation!
Come get some!
The irony is that I haven’t played any Duke Nukem, as all FPS games give me simulated motion sickness.
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