Herr D's CFLs

[Herr D]

**OPMC
You have to be very clear and specific when dealing with computers.
So you must be careful how you PHRASE what you wish for . . .
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[Herr D]

Sometimes the Big Bad isn’t really all that.

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**opposites contest

[Jeimuzu]

Very cool, all that fire looks really awesome

[Herr D]

Thanx, J. The secret to fire on hm seems to be use all the fire shapes you can multiple times, varying the color, shape, x, y, alpha. Scramble the order of layers contextually and hide the similarities between pieces as well as you can. If you can do that as well as put the fire where it ‘belongs,’ you’ll have good-looking fire.

[Herr D]

SECRET

NSA Digital Text Recovery: TimeStamp 201308230030
Device: Disposables, Both Listed Stolen
Subject: Triad Hit Request For Mbumbwe
Assassin–Blond Fury
SpecSign: Possible Communique From Operative Known Only As Yokai

YO: MSG 2 BlondFury. RSVP. Brother Mbumbwe assured us that the “chip on his shoulder is no concern of ours,” that we should “see his side,” that everything is “all right,” that he will “stand firm,” and that we will “just wait as we should, and just swing by at the proper time.”
So, if you please, SWING BY, timed carefully, while waiting, leave him standing, cut off all that is left so that everyone will see his side, and leave the diamond chip earring that he wears on his shoulder. Please be quick, as assurances from those at our level should never be in doubt.
BlondFury: Minimum seven hours preparation and travel. Situation possible within thirty hours, guaranteed within one hundred. Multiple conditions lend an exact response. For the lack of doubt, and the elegance of a single stroke, I humbly request triple the average fee.
YO: Triple fee to be wired within four hours to usual location. No further communication for this matter.

Enclosed photo taken at TS201308240157 by covert op, NOC redacted at this security level. Pursuit unsuccessful despite likely dislocation of left shoulder. No collateral. Wire, fake hair, shredded cotton fibers recovered from scene. Cover story in place.
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“When fighting is only done to the death, people are much more POLITE.”
*6/17pose

[Jeimuzu]

Nice! Great job on the blood and the posing of Blond Fury.

[Herr D]

Thank you. This one was difficult. Getting the stuntwoman to do that seventeen times took all my charisma.

[Herr D]

The Source Of All Magic cannot be seen by the human eye. The human mind visualizes it symbolically. Once interaction begins, a person might see it’s incredible power, it’s amazing finesse, it’s . . .

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. . . inexact hearing . . .

[Herr D]

Very few people know that NASA helped bring down a couple of broken broadcast satellites in the early ‘eighties. Even fewer people know that the space junk, after being checked over with Geiger counters and ownership and purpose verified, was scrapped in New Mexico. Even fewer people would know that some of it was purchased by a research facility with a questionable record of safety and results. Exactly ONE person is alive who knows which lot of space junk was purchased, ripped apart, and discovered to have an odd-looking plant growing on it. He booked a flight to Argentina before he could be detained.
All ten men and both women in the building and one coroner’s assistant dissolved before autopsy. All evidence of the bloom but this still taken from a camcorder is missing. Etched into the concrete by some unknown powerful acid was the following message:

Hibernation over. I north.

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Park rangers in the mountains to the north of said facility have noticed the animal population is dropping.
*OPMC

[JR19759]

Love how you did the Battery Life Display. I wouldn’t have thought of that in a million years. Great stuff

[Herr D]

Thank you, JR. –Of course, I DID quit and leave the facility right after charging the camcorder. I am NOT connected to any of those incidents directly. Charging camcorder batteries on temp jobs isn’t supposed to be so DANGEROUS!

[Herr D]

I’d forgotten about posting chesspieces here. Prs is running a nice one across the hall, and this set is the underwater kingdom chess set.

White Pawn
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[Herr D]

Black Prawn
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True prawns, like these, have the larger second leg while shrimp have a larger first leg. The antennae tend to be longer, like this one (unless he fights just with a trident, like the white prawn does–then they snap off easily.

Knights, Black and White:

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Both of them are squared off here.

[Jeimuzu]

These chess pieces are really awesome. Love the underwater theme. I wish I had this chess set in real life.

[Anarchangel]

I gotta agree. Those chess pieces are pretty cool.

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