Herr D's CFLs

[Herr D]

? No, the hand has to twist this way if his thumb and forefinger rest on the table and hold the fork pointing that way. Furthermore, if the hand was the other way it wouldn’t mean the arm was twisted. I have seen this pose in real life. Some people tend to twist their wrist the same direction as their shoulder when they turn their whole body at the same time.

[Jeimuzu]

Very cool! oddly enough my favorite part is the awesome skull head bra the woman in the tattoo is sporting, just love that idea.

[Lightningsword]

Oh, so the body is TURNED? Ok.

[Nug]

Herr D is nice enough to grace me with a story inspired by one of my creations!!!
I feel honored to share with you all:

Matrix Interface Roberson
by Herr D

[small cramped office with open door]
“Captain?”
“Yes, Tech Sergeant?”
[shuts door, looks around nervously, thumps large stack of bound paper on desk]
“I received this top secret communique last week. The instruction packet said it was ‘eyes-only,’ and I very nearly risked my career to show you anyway, Captain.”
[Captain picks up bundle]
“Project Horse Dragon? So you’re throwing your career away now? Why?”
“I’m not, sir. On completion of Phase Three, I am supposed to inform you of it’s completion and explain this fully.”
“Report.”
“Yes sir. Project Horse Dragon is a genetics experiment designed to improve the meshing of Genegineered Crafts and their crews by improving the interface level. Ensign Roberson, on being buried at sea, was recovered, adapted, and installed in the Organic Mainframe.”
“Grave robbing, Tech Sergeant Jones?!”
“No sir. I’ve been through the law thoroughly. As his body was committed to the sea, Navy regs classify this as salvage.”
“@#$%^&!”
“Y-yes sir.”
“What purpose is his body even SERVING? He wasn’t in the best of health! Besides, the human femur makes a lousy piston. What could his dead body POSSIBLY be used for?”
“His body is only incubating the new computer matrix, sir.”
“The new computer matrix.”
“His brain, sir.”
WERMPWERMPWERMPWERMP [Captain lowers volume on PA, gestures Jones forward, who types several keystrokes]
“Well?”
“Captain–it would appear that the new computer matrix is demanding shore leave to see his wife.”
“WHAT.”
“He’s insisting that we offer his wife a chance to join him in his new status, and he’s steering us toward Port Jefferson.”
“Port Jefferson is closed.”
“He doesn’t believe us, sir. Announce ‘brace for impact?'”

[Herr D]

@Jei: Thanx. –I don’t find it odd. It struck me as exactly the kind of thing that belongs in a tattoo, on an album cover, in a comic. Turns out Keric completed the outfit in one way. Check out the OPMC.

Hope everyone likes the combo of Nug’s pic and my backstory–it jumped out at me like a dead bad guy in a bad movie I was checking to make sure he was dead.

[Herr D]

Miss Cuttenclip was given magic paper to make her paper people, etc. with. Some of their ideas must have been good–

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-MissCuttenclip_zps7f69624d.png

Baum did some pretty good work.

[Lightningsword]

Heh. Your works always make me chuckle.

[Herr D]

Thanx, L. Btw, with lightning as a sword, do you have a cloud as a shield? You should illustrate.

[Herr D]

The PEACEMOBILE comes complete with a biofuel engine, solar panels, peace insignia rims, all-terrain half-track treads . . .

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-Peacemobile_zpsf4be863d.png

. . . a cup holder . . .

[Herr D]

Okay–how many people understood that last one? Feel free to let me know here or by PM.

[Herr D]

Security Incident Report Form

Project Name: Miskatronic Facility Designation: Lab J, new bldg 13
PR Info: Completely deny involvement Date of incident: 08/13/13
Project security code: Level 1 Project Classification: DOD entry.
Report ID: S4962 Project Team Lead ID: DH13 Brief proj. description:
Device designed to emulate absolute evil. Purpose to destroy morale of enemy or boost war enthusiasm by crediting enemy with it’s production and mobilization. Structural Building Imploder, Arson Unit, EMP device, new random target selection program, Mark 8 Tactical AI Chip, interrogation programming completely facilitated by various bladed appendages, Evasion Rockets, titanium-alloy shell with internal air-jet cooling and cushioning for lead-lined CPU. Top speed without rockets approximately 85 kmph.
Any extra chosen safety measures: DH13: “We only made a very little one.”
Incident Classification: Black Incident Categorization: Breach
Incident Description: J13 imploded, device exited through hole in building as fire began, crossed parking lot, entered sewer, fried security cameras, blew up water reclamation facility, disappeared into sewer system. One magnified still available by security camera serial number 86-881fa.
Security Recommendations: Request to call National Guard denied. Request to call DOD denied. DH13 provided the following: “It’s battery power may be good for 5 months. Anyone encountering it should have about 3 seconds to say ‘I am evil. I will do evil for you. What do you command?’ It shouldn’t kill anyone who says that.” In 5 months, assuming it has built no copies of itself, turn on tracking device and retrieve quietly. DH13 assures this is the most likely outcome.

Attached below is still of device, file name Miskatronic ZPSF86-881fa.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-Miskatronic_zpsf86881fa.png
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[Nug]

That last one is awesome! Love the design of it! I however didn’t understand you olive mobile.

[Herr D]

Thanx, Nug. I was worried the Peacemobile wasn’t very clear. It was supposed to emulate the ‘sixties psychedelic culture? If you read the words in the pic out loud maybe a certain song will come to mind that I think of as the epitome of that era.

[Jeimuzu]

Cool! I really like the chaos of the whole picture with the fire in the background.

[Herr D]

Thanx, J. It was hard to get a copy. The Research Center, Ltd. has been watching their files more closely with so many security breaches, especially from Lab J’s section.

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