Herr D's CFLs

[Herr D]

If I could believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster, I’d mean it even more when I say “use your noodle.”

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-FSM_zpsa996057d.png

Speaking of faith, I REALLY like the idea of innocence defeating evil.

It had to be pink. Pink was what did in the Big Bad. There was a horrible screeching wail, one terrifying word audible within it–
“Sweet!” And the ancient line died forever of the equivalent of innecrodiabetic shock!

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-BelleAlaLugosi_zps58e4fb65.png

. . . because innocence should always triumph over evil. Take THAT, Twilight lovers!

**Editor’s note: The FSM was for the deity contest and ‘BelleAlaLugosi’ was for a coloration contest. I lost the hand on the hat, probably put the wrong one back while shading her underarm, doubled the hair to mix the color a bit, and, of course, added her two new ‘features’ that will fade and ash with a hint of the odor of taffeta and pure soap on a spring breeze.

[WMDBASSPLAYER]

Cool stuff as always, D. Sorry about the job situation. Maybe you can freelance as a graphic artist. I’m sure you might be able to find some musicians in the area looking for CD cover art, local stores that you could do advertising posters for. Whatever you do, I wish you the best.

[Lightningsword]

Sorry about losing your job, Herr D. Good luck finding a new job, and God bless.

[Herr D]

@WMD and Fudgee: Thanx, guys. Job search has begun.

**I thought of an interesting hero for Hawaii.
“Some tourists call her Aloha, some ‘the mysterious hula girl,’ but the locals all agree that she couldn’t possibly exist. –Who ever heard of such a thing? A woman who walks out of the waves having carved a bit of driftwood, throws it, and something supernatural happens? A set of carved shark’s teeth means you instantly vanish? A carved sun means your wounds heal? Completely absurd! Still, the stakes have been found, twenty prominent businessmen under suspicion have vanished, leaving their shoes, bags, a cigar in one case there on the sand.”

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-Aloha_zps564593a2.png

[Herr D]

The most impressive thing about [multiple clicks and whistles, non-transcribable] is not that the stage name pun translates equally well into every single known language. It’s not that Kali Marie is actually a metric-ton amoeboid and only fakes having regular appendages. It’s not that s/he only shows six to twelve pseudopods outside the body and multi-tasks with up to eight more INSIDE the body using more equipment out of view of the audience . . .

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-KaliMarie_zpscce3c3cf.png

. . . it’s that his timing is so perfect, he can strobe directional microphones accurately enough to play three songs at once.

[Herr D]

I forgot about this ad presentation. **pop quiz entry**
Well, it’s summer, right? Try it if you like, but DEFINITELY try to inspire those around you to deserve it.

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-CosmicCola_zps7667dcd7.png

Because that will help everyone.
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[WMDBASSPLAYER]

Great! I’ll have a can!

[Herr D]

[Concentrates REALLY hard.] Okay! First delivery attempt made!

[Herr D]

Doh!
So there’s this contest on right now about depicting a hero family group, right? So I thought of this GREAT scene, and hammered it out really quickly! . . . and then I realized I didn’t design the heroes . . .

http://i1067.photobucket.com/albums/u438/jamais5/2013hm/HerrD-GrayTeamNightOut_zps7d1b022c.png

Oops.
Well–the infamous Gray Team liked fine dining, especially the restaurant Himmelbistro. After they saved the kitchen staff from imminent death, the concierge started keeping a pair of soft blue shoes for Grampa Gray and allowing ceremonial blades as long as there were illusions of umbrellas around them. Grampa Gray’s sense of humor was still rough on the new waiters, though.

[CantDraw]

Hee hee

[Herr D]

Lona Tull, model, swimwear entrepreneur, millionaire had just declared she’d be teaching a seminar for successful women when her last photo shoot in Hawaii ended badly. She is the only woman to have run afoul of the mysterious driftwood carver referred to as “Aloha” by the American Inquirer. Miss Tull’s seminar, How To Know Whether You Need A Prenup, was sold out when she disappeared. No one knows why Miss Tull would have been targeted–at least, no one that’s admitting it.

The last photo taken of her was this one, modeling her Suit Model No. RWE775 Crab Bikini, her Seahorse Sandals, her Anchor Earrings in 18k yellow gold, and carrying a Beach Net Purse Model No. BN94. Everything but the earrings are in Color No. SH7.
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[JR19759]

Wow, now that’s a swimsuit, and the shoes are pretty well designed too.

[Herr D]

@Cant–glad there was a laugh there. Hope it helps people (like me) remember to focus as well.

@JR–Thanx! Don’t tell Moognation this is on, or we’ll lose for SURE.

[Torog]

Those shoes prove you are the “Mad Genius” of the Heromachine community. Great work as always Mister D.

[Herr D]

Thanx, Torog. I wonder how long it will take to be promoted to “deliriously happy genius?”

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