Re: Herr D’s CFLs

[Herr D]

I have frequently found people don’t like sci-fi and fantasy equally. Tonight I have one each also entered in contests across the hall.

If you should feel down in the dumps, follow the sounds of heavy work and bad dialogue to Hortense and Tear. They’ll be happy to slow their salvage processing a little to share some of their dumb jokes.
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But be sure you’re feeling down — IN THE DUMPS — because they never leave.

Tolkien never specifically referenced Middle Switzerland, but there was some intrigue there. Mr. Kukew, a well-known device maker among the halflings has been approached to make certain mechanical ‘plots’ for the great wizard Saskatchewan. Shown here the device has declared Paladinnertime.

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Kukew’s Plots–he hasn’t yet invented the Fist Tantamount or Wind Chopalots, but he DOES understand neutrality. Yeah. He’ll sell to the good guys too.