Category Archives: Caption Challenges

Caption Contest 92: BAWHOOM!

Come up with the best replacement dialog for this random comics panel (courtesy of the spectacular Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures") and you’ll win your choice of either any item you like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration!

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit on the number of submissions beyond normal self-editing (i.e. don’t spam crappy entries hoping to get lucky), so good luck to everyone. Contest closes next Monday.

(Image and character © DC Comics.)

Caption Contest 91 Winner!

Congratulations to the winner of the Caption Contest 91 vote-off, B. Clouser!

Let me know what you'd like for your prize, and congratulations!

Caption Contest 91 VOTE!

Thanks to the enthusiastic entries for Caption Contest 91! Apparently nothing gets people pumped like a singing Batman. Who knew?

I've gone through all the ones I thought were best, and am once again opening it up to a vote. Whoever has the most votes by tomorrow morning at 8:00 Mountain Time wins! You can vote for as many as you like, but you only get to vote once overall. Good luck everyone!

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(Batman character & image ©DC Comics.)

Caption Contest 91

I cannot WAIT to see what you all come up for this one!

Come up with the best replacement dialog for this random comics panel (courtesy of the spectacular Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures") and you’ll win your choice of either any item you like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration!

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit on the number of submissions beyond normal self-editing (i.e. don’t spam crappy entries hoping to get lucky), so good luck to everyone. Contest closes next Monday.

(Image and character © DC Comics.)

Caption Contest 90 Winner!

Congratulations to the winner of Caption Contest 90, for subtlety, humor, and very sly innuendo -- JOEL!

Joel, just let me know what you'd like for your prize.

We had a number of very funny runners-up, as well, which I now present for your edification and enjoyment. Note that Joel had a second one that was almost as funny, and Dan McDorman had three. Impressive!

joel Says:
“For the last time!”
“I am NOT a furry!”

Tim Says:
1) “This seems to be a little unorthodox, master.”
2) “Are you sure this is part of typical jedi training?”

Bael Says:
1) This is the last straw, Leonard.
2) I’m never going to one of these conventions with you again!

count libido Says:
“Okay, I dressed up as Asohka for you for ComicCon…”
“Now can we pleeease go shopping?”

Watson Bradshaw Says:
“A few more tentacles…..
And we can sell this book in Japan.”

Dan McDorman Says:
1. What do you mean ‘AAAARRGH’…
2. …isn’t a safe word?!?

1. I think you misunderstood when I said…
2. …”I support womans suffrage!”

1. Okay I 100% refuse to believe…
2. …that this is how Yoda started.

CPrime Says:
1. “You’ll never take my FREEDOM!!!”
2. “Oh, I guess that’s exactly what you’re taking… damn.”

Blue Blazer Says:
“This is not the sex slave you’re looking for.”
“THIS IS NOT THE SEX SLAVE YOU’RE LOOKING FOR!”

JoeBroFoSho Says:
Ballon One: Hey skyguy. I know it might be a little late to say this but…
Balloon 2: IT’S A TRAP!

Caption Contest 89 Winner! A little late …

So a funny thing happened on the way to judging Caption Contest 89. We were moving, and of course a massive snow storm hit that day (-27 that night). That delayed everything, including our internet installation. When that finally got done and we were settled in enough for me to have time to go through all the entries, I was pretty tired. I did my usual thing, collecting all the ones I thought were potential winners, in a plain text document. By the time I was done I had to get up to make dinner.

Afterwards my mother-in-law (did I mention we had relatives visiting, arriving at the airport two hours after I touched down from my week long visit to Baton Rouge? In the middle of a move from one town to another? During a massive snow storm? Yeah.) asked if she could use the computer to check her Yahoo Mail. She's on a Dell at home and I have a Mac, but no big deal because a browser's a browser, right?

Wrong.

I sat down late that night after she was done and stared at my shiny, empty desktop. Every document had been dutifully closed, including my unsaved text file with all the finalists.

So, yeah. Again.

Anyway, love her to death, but I just didn't have the heart to go back through and re-do it all. Which is a long way around saying I'm sorry for the long delay, and here are your Finalists.

  • Z. Daniel Phoenix:
    Hulk not just strong.
    Hulk Army Strong!
  • Runt82: Hulk have manners! Hulk tank you very much!
  • Watson Bradshaw: “HULK PARK TANK, YOU TIP BIG!!!”
  • count libido: Now Hulk just need other Hulks to spell out M-C-A!
  • kyle: Die spider!
  • Razhwurz: “NO BODY MOVE! I lost a contact lens!”
  • Rhinoman: “DUDE! Where Hulk’s Car?”
  • venomfang666: All your tank belong to hulk!
  • frankie: “HULK NOT STUPID. HULK SEE ‘NINJA TANK’.”
  • HalLoweEn JacK: HULK IS NO DUMB BUNNY AT THINKING!

Particular noteworthy are Frankie and HalLoweEn JacK for referencing particularly funny random panels from the past. And to Count Libido for what I think was the most out-of-the-box response that never would have occurred to me, and is especially funny given the plethora of Hulks wandering around the Marvelverse these days.

However, your overall winner is not one of those, but rather from ... Gero!

This is a very obscure reference, but for all us old fogies who used to be stuck playing cheap-ass computer games, it really struck a note. Well done, Gero, let me know what you'd like for your prize!

Caption Contest 90: The ties that bind

Come up with the best replacement dialog for this random comics panel (courtesy of Nicholas/GtaMythMaster43) and you’ll win your choice of either any item you like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration!

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny! That will be a challenge given this week's subject, but I know you can do it!

Finally, please make sure to break your entry into the two different word balloons, like:

1. This is absolutely the last time ...
2. ... I fly coach!

Or

1. Um, hello, is anyone out there?
2. I'm here to apply for the Princess Leia on the pleasure barge role? Anyone?

No limit on the number of submissions beyond normal self-editing (i.e. don’t spam crappy entries hoping to get lucky), so good luck to everyone. Contest closes next Monday.

(Image © LucasFilms Ltd.)

Caption Contest 89: HULK SMASH!

Come up with the best replacement dialog for this random comics panel and you'll win your choice of either any item you like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3's final release, or a custom black and white "Sketch of the Day" style illustration!

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep 'em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep 'em funny!

No limit on the number of submissions beyond normal self-editing (i.e. don't spam crappy entries hoping to get lucky), so good luck to everyone. Contest closes next Monday.

(Image © Marvel Comics.)

Caption Contest 88 Winner!

Sorry for the late posting, I've been converting Female Fantasy Common items all day and time kind of slipped away from me. But without further ado, I am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 88 is ... Joshua!

Joshua, let me know what you'd like as your prize and I'll throw it on the list. This was the one that made both John and I laugh right out loud the most, so we had to go with it.

I thought these entries were very funny as well:

  • joel: “Screw the barrels, Take this Mario!”
  • Dr. Shrinker: The name is Furious George!
  • bookaddict1978: Now look what you made me do! Stop Grabbin my Ass!!!!!!!
  • Runt82: Take this, Dancing With The Stars!
  • The Atomic Punk: Mine is tapped, but yours is gettin’ capped!
  • TheNate: Watch those pinchers, RoboCop-a-feel!
  • Jester: THIS is my CRANKY face!
  • TheNate: Monkey see, monkey shoot!
  • Jake: See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil? What about shoot all evil?
  • Blue Blazer: TAKE OFF THAT DAMN YELLOW HAT!!!!!!

Congratulations to Joshua for the win, and many thanks to not only the Finalists above, but to everyone who entered. Great job!

Caption Contest 88

I thought it was about time we returned to some good old-fashioned monkey violence in these Caption Contests. And that we throw in some robots, too, because super-heroes dammit! So your challenge is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

The rules are simple — submit as many entries as you like (within the bounds of good personal editing), appropriate for no worse than a late-night broadcast TV show, by next Monday. The winner receives their choice of a) any item they like to be included in HeroMachine 3; b) any portrait they like to be included in HM3; or c) any subject (within reason) for a Sketch of the Day style custom black and white drawing.

Good luck everyone!

(Original panel from "Agents of Atlas" number 1, ©2006, Marvel Comics.)