Category Archives: Caption Challenges

Caption Contest 124

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (which comes to us courtesy of the always awesome Glenn3's "Say What?" PhotoBucket site):

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

Caption Contest 124

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (which comes to us courtesy of the always awesome Glenn3's "Say What?" PhotoBucket site):

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

Caption Contest 123: Not for Teacher

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (courtesy of the Mighty God King):

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

Caption Contest 122: BLAM BLAM BLAM!

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

Caption Contest 121

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:


The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

This one should be a bit more challenging than usual, both because you're coming up with an editorial caption instead of dialog and because, let's face it, keeping them clean enough for late-night television won't be easy.

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

Caption Contest 120: Bat Gat

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel:

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

(Original panel © DC Comics, Inc.)

Caption Contest 119: Howdy!

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (which comes to us courtesy of the always awesome Glenn3's "Say What?" PhotoBucket site):

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are good!

(Original panel © DC Comics, Inc.)

Caption Contest 118 Winners

Apologies once again for being so late with the winners of Caption Contest 118, but here they are at last!

  • Dr. Shrinker: That’s fine, now we’ll just sneak you into Ol’ McDonald’s farm!
  • Frankie: “Easy there, boy. You haven’t seen a bear around these parts, have you?”
  • Frankie: “That’s not what I had expected to find out about what bears do in the woods.”
  • McKnight57: The last thing I ate actually sound like this: Moo…moo!
  • Skybandit: Good disguise, Tonto, but you need to work on your accent!
  • Whit: Stan! Kyle! I’ve found me a man-bear-dog!
  • Kaito94: “Lassie? You in there?”
  • Whit: Um, oink, oink? I’m not sure I understand the rules of this game…
  • Jack Frost: “…sit?”

There were a lot of "who let the dogs out" sorts of entries, but I just felt like it was too obvious. I'm weird about my comedy.

I liked all of those Finalists very much, but being only able to pick one, I had to go with ... Frankie!

Congratulations, Frankie!

Caption Contest 118: Going to the dogs

Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialog for this comics panel (which comes to us courtesy of the always awesome Glenn3's "Say What?" PhotoBucket site):

The best entry (as judged by yours truly) wins the author's choice of either any item they like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration (you pick the subject, I draw it however I like).

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit to entries, but please, self-edit and only put up ones you genuinely think are funny!

Caption Contest 117 Winners!

Caption Contest 117 brought some funny entries, so many thanks to everyone who entered. I picked my favorites to replace the missing dialog in this panel:

Without further ado, here are your Finalists for this week:

  • MrMikeK: I will make this face until it freezes this way!
  • John: I will floss twice a day! I WILL!
  • EnderX: “I will not rest until my eyeballs return to normal!”
  • McKnight57: I vow to flip my way out of this hell! …. Did you see what I did there? Coyne. Flip. Really, nothin’?
  • The Atomic Punk: Never again will I touch these electrified bars!
  • Sutter_Kaine: “I’ll learn to breath through my nose if it’s the last thing I do!!!”
  • 1rd2th3st: I VOW TO NEVER AGAIN OPEN MY MOUTH MENACINGLY WHILE THINKING TO MYSELF!!!
  • Bael: Prison? Damn, I am never doing shots with Deadpool again!
  • Myro: ”When I get out, I’m gonna get the band back together. This time we’ll call ourselves “Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.”
  • E350: “I SHALL SWALLOW THIS PRISON WHOLE!”
  • Joel: “Hehe, jokes on you, it was a vow of silence.”

After due deliberation, I've decided on our winner, E350!

Congratulations to E350 and all our Finalists!