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The winning entries for all HeroMachine contests.

Character Contest 84 Winners

As you know I'm in a bit of a computer bind this week due to the stolen laptop, so I once again have to make this, unfortunately, more brief than my usual contest finalist write-up.

So I'm going to put all of our excellent Finalist into a grid below. You can click on each one to get the illustrator's name and see the image at full size.

Thanks to everyone who entered and congratulations to our Finalists! As to the overall winner, I'll add that after the gallery ...

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Caption Contest 118 Winners

Apologies once again for being so late with the winners of Caption Contest 118, but here they are at last!

  • Dr. Shrinker: That’s fine, now we’ll just sneak you into Ol’ McDonald’s farm!
  • Frankie: “Easy there, boy. You haven’t seen a bear around these parts, have you?”
  • Frankie: “That’s not what I had expected to find out about what bears do in the woods.”
  • McKnight57: The last thing I ate actually sound like this: Moo…moo!
  • Skybandit: Good disguise, Tonto, but you need to work on your accent!
  • Whit: Stan! Kyle! I’ve found me a man-bear-dog!
  • Kaito94: “Lassie? You in there?”
  • Whit: Um, oink, oink? I’m not sure I understand the rules of this game…
  • Jack Frost: “…sit?”

There were a lot of "who let the dogs out" sorts of entries, but I just felt like it was too obvious. I'm weird about my comedy.

I liked all of those Finalists very much, but being only able to pick one, I had to go with ... Frankie!

Congratulations, Frankie!

Character Contest 83 Winners

As you can see I am unfortunately pressed for time today, with the traveling and the day job. But I have gone through the wonderful entries for Character Contest 83 and have put our Finalists after the jump. I don't have my usual commentary, but you can hover over each image to see who drew it, and click on it to see it at full size.

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Caption Contest 117 Winners!

Caption Contest 117 brought some funny entries, so many thanks to everyone who entered. I picked my favorites to replace the missing dialog in this panel:

Without further ado, here are your Finalists for this week:

  • MrMikeK: I will make this face until it freezes this way!
  • John: I will floss twice a day! I WILL!
  • EnderX: “I will not rest until my eyeballs return to normal!”
  • McKnight57: I vow to flip my way out of this hell! …. Did you see what I did there? Coyne. Flip. Really, nothin’?
  • The Atomic Punk: Never again will I touch these electrified bars!
  • Sutter_Kaine: “I’ll learn to breath through my nose if it’s the last thing I do!!!”
  • 1rd2th3st: I VOW TO NEVER AGAIN OPEN MY MOUTH MENACINGLY WHILE THINKING TO MYSELF!!!
  • Bael: Prison? Damn, I am never doing shots with Deadpool again!
  • Myro: ”When I get out, I’m gonna get the band back together. This time we’ll call ourselves “Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.”
  • E350: “I SHALL SWALLOW THIS PRISON WHOLE!”
  • Joel: “Hehe, jokes on you, it was a vow of silence.”

After due deliberation, I've decided on our winner, E350!

Congratulations to E350 and all our Finalists!

Character Design Contest 82 Winners!

Thanks to everyone who entered the very difficult Character Design Contest 82: Pride! Without further ado, here are your Finalists, the submissions I thought had something particularly special about them.

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Caption Contest 116 Winners!

Many thanks to everyone who entered Caption Contest 16! I rounded up what I thought were the funniest submissions for this "Archie" comics panel:

And here they are!

  • Albannach: Hold that pose, I’ll get the camera!
  • Kaito94: “And I thought your mother was bad with electronics….”
  • Jason22274: Hmmm, looks like Veronica assigned him more “homework.”
  • Hammerknight: ”Good thing we bolted the TV to the wall.”
  • Vampyrist: Archie, Don’t go into the light
  • Dr. Shrinker: I told that boy a re-match was a bad idea.
  • Syntax: That’s an…Interesting safeword.
  • Myro: “I should remind myself not to throw out that lamp.”
  • Myro: “Archie, when I told you to turn that lamp on, I didn’t mean sexually.”
  • E350: Now, son, when I said you needed to ‘lighten up…’

It's tough to pick out just one, but that's why they pay me the big bucks. Oh, wait, I don't get paid any bucks any more ... oh well, the job still needs to be done. So therefore our winner is ... Myro!

Congratulations to Myro, and thanks again to everyone who brought the funny this week.

Character Contest 81 Winners!

Many thanks to everyone who entered Character Design Contest 81: Greed! Without further ado, I give you your Finalists:

I thought Albannach's "Futility of Greed" told its story very well.

AMS' "Midas" is a great character study.

I liked the way Blue Blazer created a non-standard sort of man in this one, along with the effective storytelling.

Diazmydiaz's "Burn the World" also features a distinctive looking character, though I think the burning of the world is going to be a "chestnuts roasting on an open fire" sort of moment for him.

FRM's "Tax Collector" is included mostly for the nice butt -- I'm not sure how that was done but it looks like it was drawn that way.

Gendonesia's "Grave Hunter" features a great composition and highly effective lighting to set the mood. All the little touches (like the spattering on the ground) work really well here.

I liked headlessgeneral's character design as well as the great use of the "Greed" design element in the background.

Kytana's dragon in "Greed" is just stunning. The hoard of gold is spot-on and the design of the creature itself is perfect.

Mashlagoo does a stellar job with this classic D&D monster, the Mimic.

What clenched Razor99's entry for me is spinning disk in the eyes and the similar leering grins on both figures. I think it sells "Greed" very well.

I think it's hard to use HeroMachine to put together a good political cartoon, but Skybandit manages it quite well here.

Watson Bradshaw also brought a nice political cartoon with his "one percent". I like the use of the cranes in the top background particularly.

WolfMoon's "Hail Money" is a great poster, with outstanding composition. I love this image.

A few others I thought had great illustrations (i.e. Tarkabarka) but I didn't get "Greed" from looking at them.

Out of the list of Finalists, there can be only one overall winner, though many were certainly worthy. I ultimately decided to go with ... Kytana's dragon! Every time I look at it I see some new little feature that adds to the overall effect without being intrusive. I definitely can see "greed" when I look at it, and taken just as an illustration it's great.

Awesome job, and congratulations both to our winner Kytana and all of our Finalists! I believe dblade is again doing his very generous "Finalist Supplemental Prize" (or some other, cooler name), so definitely check the comments for that update.

Caption Contest 115 Winners!

We had a ton of great entries for the last Caption Contest, featuring this charming gentleman:

Without further ado, here are the ones that I thought were particularly funny:

  • alphaalpharomeo: This one time a band camp I tried eating a tuba
  • Gero: “What? Do I have something in my tooth?”
  • MrMikeK: What do you mean I’m lyin’ to you through my tooth?
  • 1rd2th3st: "… Long story short, I really like taffy.”
  • TOOL: That’s the last time I make a bet against the Patriots.
  • The Atomic Punk: Just take the picture already. I don’t got no good side.
  • Mr.MikeK: If it wasn’t for the dental plan, I wouldn’t have Ol’ Chopper here!
  • TheNate: Four out of five dentists say you should brush after every meal. I had the fifth dentist.
  • spidercow2012: Jeff! Jeff! I seem to be seeing a strange and wonderful picture of the past!
  • Dan Gonzalez: Look, I know my online profile said I was an 18 year old cheerleader, but we’re here, so…
  • BenK22: Get punched in the face by Superman. We’ll see how you look.

There can be only one winner, however, and for that I choose ... 1rd2th3st! I still am chuckling over that one, so nice job!

Many thanks to everyone who entered and congratulations to both 1rd2th3st and all of our Finalists.

Character Contest 80 Winners!

Wow, you all outdid yourselves in our first non-UGO event, Character Contest 80: Wrath! We have a ton of great Finalists to present, so without further ado, here are the ones I thought stood out the most for one reason or another.

No, wait, a few more ados. First, I very much appreciate everyone who takes the time to name their entries properly and to post the direct links. It makes things so much easier.

Second, I believe that dblade is generously starting a new award where he'll randomly select one non-winning Finalist for whom he will do a custom HeroMachine 3 item, which is pretty awesome. Thank you, sir!

Third, I am now in Austin and I start my new job today. I'll be doing my best to keep blog content and administration flowing at its usual pace, but please bear with me during the next week or two as I continue this major life transition.

And NOW with no further ado, your Finalists!

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Character Design Contest 79 Winners!

Since this is the holiday season, I'm not going to pick an overall winner for this week's contest. Instead, all of the following Finalists should consider themselves winners, albeit without an actual prize. Thanks for all your creativity this year, everyone, and Happy Holidays!

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