Author Archives: Kaldath

Post Error: Contest Mix up

Last night when I was writing my post for today I was exhausted and got confused causing me to accidentally end the caption contest two days early instead of posting the Character redesign challenge winner. I was going to correct that and take down my post however the website had issues with it being down all day. SO I most apologize  to you all for ending the caption contest earlier then I stated. I have been giving some though of switching the two around any, so from this point going forward the caption contest will be on Tuesdays, and the Character Re-design ( or poll position if I go back to them ) will be on Wednesdays. Once again I am sorry for today's mix up!

Kaldath's Caption Contest #19 – Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialog for this image:

JLA25

and here are my top five:

Marx
Red Tornado: …Next, the first loop goes under the second, then you pull them tight.
Girl: I really should have learned to do this myself years ago.

Skybandit
Red Tornado: “Measurements say eight foot nine.”
Too Tall Lass: “And I suck at basketball!”
Mad Jack
He: You have beautiful eyes.
She: Eyes up here! I know you’re a robot build to act like a man, but you really overact!

Worf
Red Tornado: Do you think I’m going bald?
Girl: No! Your hair is the same as it’s always been.

Wayne
“It’s been three hours. Can we stop now? My head is killing me.”
“Ugh. You complain WAY more that my last djembe! That’s the last time I buy a drum on Craigslist.”

 

The winner is .....................................

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Justice League: War

Here is a clip DC comics released on Youtube from soon to be released "Justice League: War" Animated Movie :

I most say even though it was a very short clip, I think they went with an interesting take on Wonder Woman, though I am not sure I like the costume design they went with here.

Kaldath's Caption Contest #19

I am sorry for the delay this week however it is now once again it is time for you too turn your creative focus to a new Caption Contest. This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialog for the following image:

JLA25

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon on Wednesday January 22th.  Of course I expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Caption contest Delay

I am going to delay the caption contest this week by a day or two as I am dealing with a great deal of weather related pain today. I have taken something for the pain and now can barely keep my eyes open to write this let alone track down and edit a photo to be captioned.  Sorry for the delay but I hope to have it up tomorrow.

Kaldath's Character Challenge #6

Welcome one and all to this weeks Character Redesign Challenge! This week I am departing from the real of the superhero and in to that of high fantasy. For you challenge I want you to tackle this old AD&D 2nd edition character of mine:

Alisha Talmer HM3

 

No a lot of need for information on this character as she isn't that much of a complicated character. She is half Grey Elf, and half Sylvan Elf. She is a Mage and a Thief with a bit of a taste for the finer things in life. If Alisha can't beat you with her magic she will fall back on pure trickery if she has too.

 

The Rules: No limit on the number of entries you can submit in your attempts at redesigning the above image, however you most keep within the rules of the forum and blog when creating your entries. You have until Monday January 20th at 12 noon Eastern Time to submit all your entries, and the winner will be announce the next day. Good luck everyone and happy HeroMachineing!

Kaldath's Character Challenge #5 – Results

Last week I asked you to redesign these characters for me:

Mejeer Twins -Brittney & Mae HM3

 

 

Not a great turn out for this particular challenge and with only three entries to choose from I am declaring this one a three way tie!

MScat's:

headlessgeneral's

and

D's:

Congratulations to all three of you, for your hard work on these images!

Announcement – FNF : Monsters

FNF Monster Logo

This is to let people know that I will be attempting to run Friday Night Fights again next month, with the them of Monsters. I will have more details next month, but wanted to judge interest levels .

Kaldath's Caption Contest #18 – WInner

Last Week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialog for this picture:

scary34

 

And here is my top five:

HammerKnight

”Holly crap, did I really get that drunk last night.”

One should never drink so much on New Years, you might wake up wondering what you did with the Goblin at the party.

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Wayne

“Oh PLEASE let this new guy be less weird than my LAST blind date.”

He was.

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Herr D

“I’ll be stuck here, FOREVER!” She knew no one would ever break her out of the tower, to be her Sir Shrek, and fix her hideous enchantment . . .

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Stevedore

“Oh, God, here we go again. Didn’t he take the hint from my last text?!”
- Desperate for a date, the Green Goblin swoops down with yet another chocolate-filled pumpkin for a disinterested Gwen.

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Stevedore

“Green scaly purple man… green scaly purple man…”
– Despite her best hand gestures, Ms. Stacy could not achieve a Vulcan mind meld!

And the Winner is ......................

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Kaldath's Character Challenge #5

Greeting everyone, it is time for a new character redesign challenge and considering the less then stellar turn out the last two challenge with male characters I return to the ladies. This one I do not have just one character for you, but TWO. I present for your creative redesign efforts the Mejeer Twins, Brittney and Mea!

Mejeer Twins -Brittney & Mae HM3

Characters Info: These two ladies are twin sister and share most of the same powers. They both have winged flight powers, they both are highly agile,  both have minor shape shifting abilities allowing them to change their facial features, as well as adjust there height by 2 feet in either direction and make slight alteration to skin and hair color. Also both of them have the ability to disrupt another persons nervous system by touch to various different effect. Brittney has one power she does not share with her sister, and is able to directly interface with any machine she touches and control it with her mind, While Mea on the other hand has her own power that Brittney does not, which is the ability to briefly pause the flow of time for everyone but herself. Another difference in the two girls is that Mae is a Mage and uses magic free, while Brittney is more of a street tough and focuses on high tech gadgets and weapons.

The Rules: No limit on the number of entries you can submit in your attempts at redesigning the above image, however you most keep within the rules of the forum and blog when creating your entries. You have until Monday January 13th at 12 noon Eastern Time to submit all your entries, and the winner will be announce the next day. Good luck everyone and happy HeroMachineing!