Author Archives: Kaldath

NEW RULE!

Due to some recent events I will be adding a new rule to the forums and this blog which is as follows:

No Plagiarism: Anyone who is found to have copied another community members artwork or writings from the stories section of the forum without providing proper credit to the original artist/writer ( preferably with the permission of said artist/writer ) will be banned from using the forum or posting comments to the blog.

Kaldath's Corner: Kawaii Metal"

Greeting everyone, I have decided to try something a little new here on the HeroMachine blog and have started what I am calling "Kaldath's Corner".  In these posts I am just going to be discussing things that I "Kaldath" like, be it music, books, movies, TV shows, what have you! The catch with this is it will not be a schedules weekly feature and instead will be posted when something catches mt attention enough that I want to talk about it. Hopefully with this loose format and posting schedule I will not get burned out on it and you the reader won't get too bored with the contest! So let's get started!

To kick off this first ever Kaldath's Corner I present to you all ............. BABYMETAL!!

BabyMetal - Gimme Chocolate (YouTube)

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #25 – Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

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Of all the entries these are my top five:

KatmirStone:
Joker: “Aquabats” are a JOKE, fish-head!”
Aquaman: “Cthu-OOF!!”
SeventhSkull: 

Joker: “Let’s see you use fish to defend against THIS!

Aqua-man: “Touche”

Lord_Obsidious:
Joker: ”Nice PLAICE you got here. Kinda small SCALE though.”
Aquaman:”All I ever get are fish pun- YOW!”
Herr D:
Joker: Guess my favorite vowel!
Aquaman: Ohhhhhh!
Spitfire101:
Joker: What a joke, I cannot believe you have TWO ongoing titles now.
Aquaman: Neither….can……I.
And the winner is .........................................
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Jim Cummings Reads Star Wars as Darth Pooh and Darkwing Daine Jir (ConnectiCon 2013)

A friend of mine shared this on Facebook and I thought it funny enough to share with the community here! So everyone get your nerd/geek on!!!

Kaldath's Caption Contest #25

Once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialogue  for BOTH dialogue bubbles  for the following image:

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The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday April 14th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath's Caption Contest #24 – Results

Last week I asked you to give me the best replacement dialogue for the following image:

 

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Out of all the entries the following 5 are mt Favorite:

EnderX : “Oh, by the way. Rob Liefeld is going to be drawing your book from now on.”

Skybandit: Turn your head and…is that too much pressure?

Skybandit: You’re being replaced by Will Smith in the next film!

JR19759:  “…Well, after the success they had with The Superior Spiderman, the guys upstairs have decided to replace you with Baron Zemo.”
Frankie: Captain America finds out his spandex is made in China.
And of those five, our winner is ..................................

Anime Talk: Sword Art Online

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*** WARNING MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS ***

On this addition of Anime Talk I want to discuss the anime series "Sword Art Online".  For those who do not know, Sword Art Online, or SAO for short is an anime about people being trapped inside a Virtual reality MMO computer game. Now before I go any further with this discussion I want to address the one thing I always see or hear come up when this series is discussed, which is .hack. Now I honestly do not know if SAO is a "ripoff" of .hack, or if .hack is a ripoff of SAO and honestly I don't care. The premises of both series may be similar but the difference between the two are so large that I personally do not think either could be considered a true ripoff.

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #24

Once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best replacement dialog for the following image:

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The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday April 1st.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Caption Contest Delay!

I to being extremely ill last night and still not feeling all that well today I will be delaying the new Caption contest for this week until tomorrow.

Pop Quiz K#2: Image This – Winner

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Last week I asked you all to come up with a character based only on the name "Blaze Master". This contest produced 5 solid entries which were had to choose between, however I have finally made my selection and the winner is ........................

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