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Kaldath's Corner – Herr D Edition

The following was submitted by community member Herr D. Lets all thank him for his efforts in the comments below!

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Music Video Review Of "Let It Go" From Disney DVD "Frozen" Special Features by Herr D

Artist, Language, Rating 1-5 starfish.
Stoessel Spanish: 5
Stoessel Italian: 5
Milan Malaysian: 4.5
Lovato American: 3.5

So, I'll start off by saying that I'm not a professional singer, I'm not a true polyglot, and the only academic credentials I have for this are a minor in Theater Arts from a Big East school. That being said, I've sung professionally twenty times, I'm a moderately-well-informed comparative linguist, and most people who don't like my opinions at least find them interesting.

I hadn't had the pleasure of hearing Malaysian sung before, but Milan made those syllables flow despite the constant consonants consistently jumping out. Obviously some skill there. I'd have been tongue-tied even if I knew the language, and I've done auctioneer speed with American English. The most interesting singing was by her. The emotive gestures were right up there too. Visual treat.

Stoessel, with the Romance languages, in the studio, with obvious skill. What's that phrase? She killed it! The translation she had and the grammatical requirements she faced meant she had to sing double-time during some of it. Sunni D, my technical consultant, says those were over language tense requirements. I hadn't known that you can't mix tenses in LYRICS in the middle of sentences. Stoessel's emoting visually as well as vocally were equal to Milan's. I have to rate the performance parts between the three songs by the two singers as equal.

Lovato was all there vocally, though I don't like 'belting' as much as most people I know. Where she fell down was visually. Some of that was influenced by the other professionals who made the video, no doubt, but I didn't see her put her life into how she moved.

I don't know who made the decisions, but Lovato looked like they didn't bother with an art director or to plan out what they were doing in advance. The video didn't even successfully showcase Lovato. What editing was needed was executed well.

Milan's video was beautifully shot and edited. Some fine work. The selection and dicing in of movie shots was executed well, too, resulting in a feast for the eyes. The reason Stoessel's videos top it is the production style itself. Not so beautiful, it mixes the properly showy emoting and a subtle story in the video itself with true finesse. The level of editing skill and the scenes shot showed me a commitment to the final product by the whole 'cast' and crew that I didn't see in the Lovato video at all.

This group of videos clearly demonstrates the value of having the right team behind every great performer.

On a side note especially for comic book enthusiasts, the other bonus feature is a great example of cartoons breaking the fourth wall in early cartoon history.

Kaldath's Caption Contest #28

Apologizes for being late with the contest, I am dealing with a bad chest cold at the moment and over sleep today. That aside it is once again  time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best dialogue  for BOTH word bubbles in this image:

SM Tangle

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday May 27th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Original art for first Wolverine appearance sells for $657,250

wolverine-first-tease

I saw this story on Facebook and decided to share it! You can read about it HERE

Kaldath's Caption Contest #27 – Results!

Last week I asked for you best dialogue for the following image:

Batman 1

The Following are my 5 favorites of the entries submitted:

JR19759: Hello Mr Affleck, we need to talk.

Someone Else: No, it’s just guns that I have a problem with. This? This is fine.

Mr. Nobody: - “I dare you to put nipples on my suit again.”

Calvary_Red “Amazon weddings are weird.”
WillyPete: “Sorry, Wonder Woman, but word just came down from DC. Your movie project has been…

AXED!”

And the winner is ..................................

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Kaldath's Corner #2: Babymetal World Tour

On my first addition of Kaldath's Corner I brought to your attention the Kawii Metal Band and Dance group Babymetal. Well I am writing about them again because I just learned that they are going on a world tour! I do not know how many of you actually liked their music when I shared them with you a few weeks ago, however if I did happen to create any Babymetal fans with my last post I wanted to let you know about this. I do not see any US dates as of yet, however If Babymetal plays anywhere in the New Jersey / New York area you better believe I am buying some tickets!

Kaldath's Caption Contest #27

Since the results of the last caption contest was delayed a week, I decided to still go ahead and start the new one this week. SOOOO once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best dialogue  for this image:

Batman 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday May 13th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath's Caption Contest #26 – Results

Two weeks ago I asked you to give me your best dialogue for the following image:

SW1

After some delays on the judging, namely last weeks site update and me sleeping in today due to being a tad under the weather, We now get to see the winners. Out of the many many fine entries entered into this contest the following are my top five:

Herr D:  “-98-99-100! TAG, YOU’RE IT!”

 

JR19759: “Why don’t you get your own movie next time? It’s bad enough I have Batman stealing the spotlight in my sequel, without having you there as well.”

 

Bael: So, Hulk is just standing there, right next to Thor, and…

 

Calvary_Red: “If I had to choose between you and Batman? Well…”

 

rhinoman: For the millionth time I said, “LEGGO MY EGGO!”

And the Winner is ....................................

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Anime Talk: Video Preview ??

Well JR gave me a bit of a kick in the backside when he posted his vlog post to the blog yesterday and so I have been working on this anime talk intro video since. Take a look please and let me know what you think.

Kaldath's Caption Contest #26

Once again it is time for a new caption contest! This week I want you to come up with your best dialogue  for this image:

SW1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 12 noon Eastern Time on Tuesday April 29th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Working!

I'd just like to let everyone know that I have just recently returned to work, and due to the very physical aspect of my job, combined with a broken body and 5 months of down time (as my job lays me off during the winter months) I am experience HUGE amounts of pain on a daily basis. I intend to continue my work here on HeroMachine both as a Author on the blog and Moderator of the site, things just might be a little slow getting approved, and my time table on my blog posts may be off until my body gets used the torrent I am putting it throught ( A lot of lifting/Carrying and walking - roughly 5 miles of walking a night) So I apologize for any inconvenience  but I will try my best to get things done in a timely fashion.