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Kaldath's Caption Contest #39

Posted on August 13, 2014 | Comments Off on Kaldath's Caption Contest #39

One more we here at HeroMachine present you with your weekly "Caption Contest". This week your assignment is to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image of Marvel's "Quasar":

Quasar 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 19th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #38 – Results

Posted on August 13, 2014 | Comments Off on Kaldath's Caption Contest #38 – Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image:

Mangaverse 1

 

and the following are the top five entries as judged by me:

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Timedrop23

That’s what I get for thinking I’m all Superior….

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KatmirStone
“Team”! I meant, we make a great “team”!
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WillyPete

“No, honest! I thought you two would get along just fi… Owww!”

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lime

Maybe I got a little *too* friendly, neighborhood Spider-Man …

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SumiChan

Violence never solved any…okay, okay i surrender!

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And your winner is ........

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #38

Posted on August 6, 2014 | Comments Off on Kaldath's Caption Contest #38

Ladies and Gentlemen it is caption contest time once again and this week I want your best replacement dialogue for this image from the Marvel Mangaverse:

Mangaverse 1

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 12th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #37 – Results

Posted on August 6, 2014 | Comments Off on Kaldath's Caption Contest #37 – Results

Last week I asked for your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

GG1

 

And my top five from those submitted are as follows:

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KatmirStone

[Star-Lord] “I-I-I, I’m hooked on a feelin’! High on believin’… that you’re in love with meee!”

[Rocket] “Five space bucks says she slaps him.”

[Groot] “Ten she sings along.”

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gemmashine12

Star-Lord: “You’re so beautiful, like fertilized grass.”
Rocket: “He leaned in closer, and-”
Groot: “Wait. Is this a kissing book?”
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skybandit

Star Lord: Natasha, we must kill twig and squirrel, mwa-ha-ha-ha!
Rocky: I miss Bullwinkle.
Groot: Twig?

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Calvary_Red
Star-Lord: “I am Groot.”
Rocket: “I am Groot.”
Groot: “I am not amused.”
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CantDraw

Box 1 (Star-Lord?): Well, set my phaser to stun! You’re one hot Orion babe.

Raccoon: Geez! Doesn’t he know what movie he’s in? I think I need a dandelion break. What about you?

Groot: THBBFT!

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And the winner is ...............................

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #37

Posted on July 30, 2014 | Comments Off on Kaldath's Caption Contest #37

Ladies and Gentlemen, boys and girls, Machiners of all ages!!! I am here to once again bring you our weekly caption contest! Your challenge this week should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for all three word bubble for this image from the Guardians Of The Galaxy comic:

GG1

 

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday August 5th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #36 – Results

Posted on July 30, 2014 | Comments Off on Kaldath's Caption Contest #36 – Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image of Captain Marvel:

captain marvel 1

And the top 5 entries as judged my me are:

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keithkanin

Wait, They chose WHO to play me in the movie?!

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JR19759

“So, can you explain the New 52 continuity to me again?”

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Linea24

“WORST. NIGHT. EVER.”

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Calvary_Red
 Oh, my head. Who am I again? Captain Something? No, I remember – I’m Shazam!
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and the winner is ............................................

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New Guardians Of The Galaxy Cartoon

Posted on July 26, 2014 | Comments Off on New Guardians Of The Galaxy Cartoon

Apparently Marvel is releasing a new Animated Version of the Guardians of The Galaxy to air on Disney XD.

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=54379

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First Looks: Wonder Woman

Posted on July 26, 2014 | Comments Off on First Looks: Wonder Woman

So here is are first look at Gal Gadot as Wonder Woman from the uncoming Batman vs Superman Movie.

wonder woman movie

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The Special Poll Position: Batgirl Redesign – Results

Posted on July 23, 2014 | Comments Off on The Special Poll Position: Batgirl Redesign – Results

Batgirl Costume Tests

Ok one week has past since I put this redesign up for discussion and your vote and the results are in. I asked you if you Loved, Hated, or were just Meh to this Batgirl costume and this is what you, our fine HeroMachine community has told me based on your votes.

Love It: 188 votes

Meh to it: 89 votes

Hate it: 38 votes

So it appears that more of you guys and gals out there love this design then those that hate it and are meh to it combined! It is interesting to note that as WillyPete pointed out though the vote was so heavily slanted towards loving it yet no one from that camp came forward to tell us way. So here is one last chance for you to come forwards and let us know your reasons behind the way you voted. Don't be shy we don't bite around, well not much away!!

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Kaldath's Caption Contest #36

Posted on July 23, 2014 | Comments Off on Kaldath's Caption Contest #36

Ok boys and girls, strap on your thinking caps because it is time for another caption contest. This week I need your best dialogue for the worlds "Mightiest Mortal" Captain Marvel:

captain marvel 1

The usual rules apply, You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 2 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday July 29th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

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