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Ladies and Gentlemen gather round, for it is caption contest time! Since my selection for the contest last week as a bit of a flop it is my hope that you all are better inspired by this weeks selection! Your mission should you choose to accept it is to give me your best replacement dialogue for the following image:

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 1:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday November 4th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for this image:

Due to the small turn out for this contest there is no top 5 and I'm just going to announce your winner! Which is ..........................................

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls gather round! It is time to again put your brains to use and compete in this weeks caption contest here on HeroMachine.com! This week I want your best dialogue for this image here:

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 28th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for the following image:

and here are the top five as judged by me:

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It is that time a week again, that's right boys and girls it is caption contest time again! So get on those thinking caps and give me your best dialogue for this image:

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 21st.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Last week I asked for your best dialogue for the following image:

Here are the five entries I thought were the best:

Lime:

“First, I want to thank you all for attending my self-esteem seminar.”

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punkjay:

We must band together and tell these writers that we will do no more of these stupid cartoons unit WE GET PANTS!

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Phatchick: 

And I’d have gotten away with it, if hadn’t been for you meddling kids and your freaky whateveritis!

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hawk007:

I call ‘em thunder and lightning.

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Phatchick: 

The heroes ALWAYS win. It’s not fair! It’s Not Fair!! IT’S NOT FAIR!!!

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and your winner is ..................................

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Ladies and Gentlemen it is once again time to get those thinking caps on and participate in this weeks Caption Contest! Your challenge this week should you choose to accept it is to give me your best dialogue for this here image:

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 11:59 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday October 14th.  Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Last week I asked you all too give me your best dialogue for this image:

Here are the top five as judged by me of all the entries:

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and the winner is ......................................
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