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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #57

Well boys and girls after a week off because of the holidays, it is once again time for your caption contest. Your challenge this week is to come up with the best replacement dialogue for the following image.

Batman

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday January 6th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption COntest #56 – Results

Two weeks ago I asked you all to give me you best dialogue for this image:

Superman Christmas

and these are my top five out of the entries given.

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cantdraw
Hey kids, Superman here! Let’s see what happens when we mix a dried-out Christmas tree, lighted candles, and an ol’ geezer in a flammable Santa suit. Yule-time fun…oh…er…I mean, only you can prevent Christmas tree fires.
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Herr D
TWO men who can fly around the world at incredible speeds, have base at the extreme North, move through lit fires unharmed, and care if you’re naughty or nice? Course we’re bros!
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Skoul 
Now who wants me to use my X-Ray vision to tell them what they’ve got?
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Sabrina
 Sorry, children, but I’m staying behind the tree. I’ve had too many bad experiences with Lex Luthor and Christmas presents that ALWAYS seem to be Kryptonite.
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Phatchick
Jimmy Olsen, get out of line! I’ve told you before, you’re too old to sit on Santa’s lap!
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And your winner is ..........................................

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HeroMachine Hall Of Fame Poll For 2014

Hall Of Fame

I am a little late getting this up so the poll will be open until 11:59 Eastern time New Years Eve ( December 31st).

 

Here is how this work, you each can vote for up to Five entrants in this poll once daily until the poll ends. Once the Poll closes the five entrants with the most votes will be entered into the HeroMachine.com Hall Of Fame.

 

Note a little note. JR is currently running a Hero Of the Year pol the winner of which will also be entered into the Hall Of Fame. I believe one or more of the entries on this poll are on that poll also. I have no intention of entering the same image into the Hall of fame twice, so I will disqualify the Winner and ONLY the winner of JR's Poll from winning this one as well. What that means is if the Winner of Hero Of the Year is also one of the top five in this poll it will be will be removed from the list of winners here and the next entrant with the highest vote count will take it's place.  I hope that is simple enough to understand, and if you have any questions feel free to ask in the comments below.

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Kaldath’s Corner: DC Digital Sale

DC comics is running a sales on Digital Graphic Novels for the holidays and when I saw this I figured at least some of you out there in the Heromachine community would love to learn of this and so here I am Sharing it with you !

 

https://www.readdcentertainment.com/DC-Essential-Graphic-Novels-Sale/page/4719/

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #56

Well folks, it is time for our weekly Heromachine caption contest  and this this week I want your best dialogue for the following image:

Superman Christmas

There are a few changes to the contest this week due to next week being Christmas. So instead of just one week, you will get two weeks to submit your entries as I will not being doing a contest next week. Secondly there are no limits this week, feel free to submit as many entries as you like. Be sure to submit your entries by 3 PM Eastern time December 30th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse then PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #55 – Results

Last week I asked you all for your best dialogue for the following image:

Bucky and Cap 1

 

Here are my top Five entries:

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punkjay

Buckey: Wait Cap It’s Christmas the mall is packed you’ll be trampled

Capt. America: Sorry Buckey but I must get the Batman TV DVD box set!

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TOOL 
Bucky: Please dont take it away, I promise I wont go sledding on your shield anymore!

Cap: That’s the last straw mister, I am gonna tell on you to Santa.

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Sabrina 
Bucky: Wait! I can’t go out in public like this!

Captain America: If Batman’s sidekick can wear the tights, boy, then so can you!

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redligerwing59 
Bucky: Cap, I’m sorry,but i did’nt know what else to do.!

Cap:Thats it, Bucky were through! I’ve told you and I’ve told you, My shield is not to be used as a pizza dish.

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leonides11 
B: But you promised!!!!

C: You can sit in Santa’s lap another time.

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And our winner is ...................................

 

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Caption Contest Delayed

I had a last minute family outing to attend today and thus did not get around to judging or selecting a new image for this round of caption contest posts so I will get that done for you all some time tomorrow.