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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #66: Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image:

SuperBat 1

 

And my top five entries are:

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BurnedSmackdown
I’m sexy and I know it
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JR19759
“Maybe now I’ll be the most popular DC hero”
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punkjay
Hey this is a way better disguise than those darn glasses
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WillyPete
“On Facebook, they keep saying to always be yourself… Unless you can be Batman. Then you should be Batman. It doesn’t seem to be working for me!”
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Now all I need is Wonder Woman’s whip, and I’ll be mainstream forever.
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And the winner is ...........................................

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #66

Welcome Ladies, Gentlemen and Fellow Machiners! It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest and this week I want your best dialogue for this image:

SuperBat 1

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday June 9th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #65: Results

Well after a bit of a delay it is time to judge our latest caption contest of which I asked you to give me your best dialogue for this image:

Swamp thing 1

And My top five entries are:

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hawk007
Give me my little brother and no one get’s hurt.
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“Just one cup of broccoli provides over 100% of your daily need for vitamin C and vitamin K, and is also a good source of vitamin A, folate and potassium.”
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KatmirStone
Barbecue sauce isn’t salad dressing!

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dreadyacht
GIVE ME MY NOOOOOOOOOSE!
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PMD_Warrior
I must become even greener
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And your winner is .....................................

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Caption Contest Results Postponed

Hey Folks, I am sorry I am not going to be judging the Caption contest today and will try and get it done tomorrow morning, I have been in a sort of insomniac haze today. I am tired but can't sleep and really need to get a few hours in before I go to work tonight. If by some chance I can't get to the Judging until next week I will put up both the results and a new contest. Once again sorry for the delay.

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #65

It is once again time for our bi-weekly caption contest. This time I would like you to give me your best dialogue for this item:

Swamp thing 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday May 26th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Corner: Ultron Funk

Ummmm, Yeah

You're Welcome!

Kaldath’s Corner: SuperGirl on the Small Screen

Saw this today on twitter and thought I would share it with you fine folks. CBS has posted this on their Youtube page and I think it looks like a great show from what can been seen here!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lm46-envrHo&feature=youtu.be

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #64: Results

Last week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialogue for this image:

BB & BG 1

and of all the entires these are my top five favorites:

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ams 

You can make your own characters???

HEROMACHINE IS SO FREAKIN’ COOL!
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William A. Peterson
“No one will expect White Martians to loser themselves to THIS low a standard! We’re as good as IN!”
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JR19759
Why did I let you talk me into helping advertise your new Booster Gold brand toothpaste again?
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Worf

It worked. Guy fell for it. Now for Bats! Hehehehe!

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Skoul
Now that we’ve coated our teeth in glow-in-the-dark paint, all we need to do is keep smiling all day. Then we can really freak bats out.
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And your winner is ....................................

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Kaldath’s Caption Contest #64

It is once again time for one Caption Contest, this week I want your best replacement dialogue for this image:

BB & BG 1

 

The normal rules apply, which are: You are limited to Three (3) entries which are due by 5:00 PM Eastern Time on Tuesday May 12th. Of course I as always expect you to keep your entries no worse than PG-13 in nature and that you follow all the normal rules of the forum when writing your caption for the above image. That being said I wish you all Good luck!

Kaldath’s Caption Contest #63: Results

Last week I asked you all to give me your best dialogue for this image:

Superman 1

and the top five entries according to me are:

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punkjay
So the IRS said I owe them a few bucks so you are my first installment
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Wayne M
They found me. I don’t know how, but they found me. Run for it, deer! IT’S THE LIBYANS!
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DiCicatriz 
What? You told me to bring a few bucks for gas.
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Skoul 
The games up Dr Deer! You’ll be spending your next half-life in jail.
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 Mad Jack 
Okay, I’ve got radioactive material and an animal, now all I need is some sucker that I can test my “marvelous” theory on.

Say, Jim-mmmmmy … ???

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And The Winner is ...................................

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