It was the ocean, I was ALONE …

The combination of pirates, the hurtling-into-the-sea second guy, and the gigantic pole in the background combined with the use of the onomontoPOWia "PUD!" in this panel:

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contractually require me to make the following joke:

"Now that's what I call pounding the pud!"

Thus proving my high school motto: "You're only young once, but you can be immature for the rest of your life."