Re: dblade’s Whiz Bang Item Dispenser

[looks around, waving tentacles nervously] I called the team, dblade. ETPS messengers didn’t do it. Uh–[leans in closer] . . . Davig, the arthropoidal night delivery thing may have seen the delivery being made. It’s silence can probably be assured with a live starfish pureed in a gallon of Windex. That’s how much I normally tip it. Good luck.[Scurries around corner, dives off pier, rusty boat looks suspiciously transparent for a moment. Local airfield detects ‘stray’ radar signal and ignores it–nothing actually travels straight up with no elliptical variance. . .]