[tv-surfing babysitter suddenly hears] “-stopher Farnsworth, CEO of Yums Baby Food had this to say: ‘I don’t know how the contamination occurred yet. Our website WILL be posting lot numbers and likely locations within the hour. Preliminary reports suggest that it isn’t actually serious, that the beef in question merely had human growth hormone in trace amounts mixed in with steroids in the cattle feed. Until I discover who is responsible all I am ready to say is that people who care about our organic baby food will have refunds for the market price of all contaminated product. We HAVE had a perfect safety record so far–“
[click]
“Was that Yums baby food I gave him earlier” [gets up, walks to hallway]
[runs back to living room, grabs cell, dials] “9-1-1?”
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