Bit of an odd idea that just came to me in my sleep that I just had to make.
Hey you there! Are you tired of your boring dead end job? Are you sick of getting pushed around? Do you wish you could be like those incredible superheroes zipping through the air and fighting evil where ever it may lurk? Then you should try NEW, Cape Cola! The only soft drink guarenteed to give you super powers, real super powers! Can’t find a parking spot? Chug a can of Cape Cola and pick up somebody else’s car to take their spot! Late for an important date? Knock back a can of Cape Cola and arrive there at mach speeds! Stuck in yet another traffic jam? Down some more Cape Cola and just fly the rest of the way! The possibilities are endless! There is nothing you can’t do without Cape Cola!
However, the Cape Cola company hides a deep, dark secret… How exactly does a simple can of soda give someone superpowers, and why have several big name superheroes gone missing just days before Cape Cola hit store shelves? The answer to both these questions is the sinister truth behind Cape Cola… The soft drink is created by taking the powers of heroes captured by the Cape Cola Company’s goons, and then mixing the raw essence of those powers with a regular carbonated beverage, as well as a special mind control drug that plants the seeds of evil within a person’s brain with every sip, until they grow mad with power granted to them by the drink and use their new powers to terrorize cities around the world. Cape Cola isn’t a miraculous new sports drink that makes anything possible, it’s a villainous plot to chaos chaos, destruction, and anarchy…
