Re: Moognation’s Creations (Ha!)

Thanks again, everybody! Of course, we just want a healthy baby (we’re supposed to say that!), but truth be told I want a boy. Why? Because I’m pretty sure a baby girl would age me too damn quickly. Specifically, when she gets to that age where the boys start sniffing around.

So, I wanted to ask the HM community for some good, scary phrases to use on those boys just in case we have a girl. I already know…
“Whatever you do to her, I’m gonna do to you…”
“I have a .45 and a shovel, and I doubt anyone would miss you…”
“Make my little girl cry, I’ll make you cry…”
“I have no problem going back to prison…”

What do you guys have?