Come up with the funniest replacement dialog in this random comics panel and you win not only everlasting global fame, but the chance to choose any item or portrait to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 program!
Just leave your entry or entries (no limit, but be a good self-editor) as a comment (or comments) to this post by next Monday and you're good to go.
Oh, and remember to keep it clean, appropriate for a late-night broadcast television program.
Good luck everyone!