Last Week I asked you to give me your best replacement dialog for this picture:
And here is my top five:
HammerKnight
”Holly crap, did I really get that drunk last night.”
One should never drink so much on New Years, you might wake up wondering what you did with the Goblin at the party.
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Wayne
“Oh PLEASE let this new guy be less weird than my LAST blind date.”
He was.
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Herr D
“I’ll be stuck here, FOREVER!” She knew no one would ever break her out of the tower, to be her Sir Shrek, and fix her hideous enchantment . . .
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Stevedore
“Oh, God, here we go again. Didn’t he take the hint from my last text?!”
- Desperate for a date, the Green Goblin swoops down with yet another chocolate-filled pumpkin for a disinterested Gwen.
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Stevedore
“Green scaly purple man… green scaly purple man…”
– Despite her best hand gestures, Ms. Stacy could not achieve a Vulcan mind meld!
And the Winner is ......................
Stevedore
