Yearly Archives: 2011

Timbeeeeeer!

I've made no secret of the fact that I was a big "Legion of Super-Heroes" fan growing up. But one member I could never quite get my head around was Timber Wolf, and in retrospect my difficulties probably started with his costume:

You can tell he's a rebellious, wild, savage Lone Wolf by the symbol on his chest, and the fact that he wears his Granny panties on the outside. Vicious! Plus, like many too-wild-for-society outcasts, he wears his excessively starched collar without a button. Take that, Convention!

I also like the pre-mourning black armbands, just in case he ever lets anyone get close and then they die, which would totally never happen because he's a lone wolf, but still. Even lone wolves can be prepared.

I also like his wild-beast, untamed, living-in-the-wilderness hair. Lone wolves might be terrible barbers, but luckily timber wolves have mastered the follicle arts, because that's one nice 'do. You can tell he's a hair-savvy timber wolf by the barbershop stripes on his fashion-flaunting epaulettes.

In future redesigns DC would address the hair issue:

You can almost hear the "GRRRRR!" can't you?! As in, "GRRRRR! I'm mean ol' loner Timberwolf and -- wow, I have GOT to go potty!"

But most importantly, check out that hair. Now that's some beastly coiffure, folks. You can't help but see that and think of a wild animal, some savage, wild, small animal. Some bad-tempered, wild, savage, small animal that is ferocious and tenacious and a loner and ... wait a minute!

(Timberwolf images and character ©DC Comics, Inc. Wolverine © Marvel Comics.)

RP: Worst. Boss. Ever.

(From "Crime Must Pay the Penalty" number 3, 1948.)

Poll Position: Girl power!

Continuing our "Greatest Of" series, we turn our attention to the ladies of the genre, asking simply:

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Discussion -- and images! -- to follow.
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RP: The Too Broke for Bullets Gang strikes again

(From "Crime Must Pay the Penalty" number 3, 1948.)

Caption Contest 92: BAWHOOM!

Come up with the best replacement dialog for this random comics panel (courtesy of the spectacular Glenn3's "Say What? Pictures") and you’ll win your choice of either any item you like or any portrait to be included in HeroMachine 3′s final release, or a custom black and white “Sketch of the Day” style illustration!

All entries must be left as a comment (or comments) to this post. Keep ‘em clean (appropriate for a late-night broadcast TV show), but most importantly, keep ‘em funny!

No limit on the number of submissions beyond normal self-editing (i.e. don’t spam crappy entries hoping to get lucky), so good luck to everyone. Contest closes next Monday.

(Image and character © DC Comics.)

Character Contest 56 Winners!

First, a bit of embarrassing math-related record keeping -- the original contest post said this was Character Contest 55, but it is actually Character Contest 56. My apologies; I claim a dual art and English degree as the culprit. Also too I am a number idiot.

Now that we have that out of the way, let's move on to the fun stuff, our Finalists!

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RP: Good alternatives to lithium

(From "Crime Must Pay the Price" number 3, 1948.)

Super-Bowl Commercials

I love me some Super-Bowl, and I love me some Super-Bowl commercials. Here's one that promises to be among the best of the bunch, and proves once again that Nerds Rule!

RP: Former sports announcers make bad paramedics

(From "Challenge of the Unknown" number 6, 1950.)

RP: Early Xoom reviews are in

(From "Captain Science" number 1, 1951.)