Yearly Archives: 2011

Character Contest 64 Prize – Stegosaurus!

I just posted Atomic Punk's prize for winning Character Contest 64 to Companion-Standard in HeroMachine 3:

Next up is probably Tool's "gun blade".

Hope you enjoy the dinosaur!

Poll Position: Mutant vs. Alien

I'm enjoying the discussion on these "Versus" polls, so this week we're going with:

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A lot of the debate, I feel sure, will center around which version of each side we're talking about. Silver Age Superman was basically God in a cape, and could do pretty much anything he wanted. Any version of the X-Men would probably get wiped out in seconds by that guy. Unless they had Magik (Illyana Rasputin) on the roster. Given Silver Age Superman's vulnerability to magic, that could be a bit more interesting. I'm not totally familiar with Magik's powers, so if you can think of a way she could level the playing field enough for her teammates to have a chance, let us know.

If we're talking post-Crisis Superman (when his power set was knocked down quite a few pegs), things get interesting. Which X-Men roster are we talking about? If we're stuck with the likes of Jubilee and Cannonball, well, that again probably won't last long. But Phoenix was a world-class power back in the day and I think could knock Supes around quite a bit. If Rogue could get close enough, that's a major game-changer right there. Plus, given their teamwork tactics, I think they'd have a real shot.

The main guy left out, of course, is Wolverine, since adamantium can't cut through Kryptonian skin, I wouldn't think.

So head to comments and make your case, folks, I look forward to the discussing and the analyzing and the frothing and the hoo-hoo and the hey-hey!

(Image via Geek Force Five, where they had a round-robin tournament a couple of years ago. They had the X-Men winning, by the way.)

SOD.237 – Centaur Redux

Thanks to all of the constructive comments on the last Sketch of the Day. I've made some major revisions and here's the result:

I wanted a barbarian type of look, of a savage who's raiding more civilized cultures around him. I definitely wanted a more thick-bodied draft horse look rather than the sleeker Arabian in the first version, which I think I got.

Ultimately I think this was an interesting experiment that's not quite working out how I wanted.

Yes, SMASH them with our tiny, tiny fists!

(From "Mystery Comics" number 1, 1944.)

Character Contest 65: Gemini

Your character design challenge for this week is to come up with an image with HeroMachine based on the idea of the Zodiac sign "Gemini". Now, it just so happens that Gemini is my sign, so you better make it good! Pretty much anything around the idea of "twins" would make sense, or you could play off the NASA Gemini space program, or you could make a psychotic killer with multiple personalities, or you could play up the Roman origins of Castor and Pollux, upon whom the sign is based. Or something totally different, the possibilities are endless and creativity is worth bonus points!

The point is, you should use the concept of Gemini as a springboard for character creation, rather than feeling unduly bound by the restrictions it imposes. Let that imagination run wild, child!

To help you out, here's a bit on the history of the name from Wikipedia:

[Castor and Pollux] were both excellent horsemen and hunters who participated in the hunting of the Calydonian Boar and later joined the crew of Jason's ship, the Argo. During the expedition of the Argonauts, Pollux took part in a boxing contest and defeated King Amycus of the Bebryces, a savage mythical people in Bithynia. After returning from the voyage, the Dioskouroi helped Jason and Peleus to destroy the city of Iolcus in revenge for the treachery of its king Pelias.

The contest rules are the same as usual:

  1. Use only a HeroMachine applet (no PhotoShopping except for basic cropping) to create a PNG or JPG of your entry, named as [your name]-[character name].[file extension]. So DiCicatriz, for instance, would save his "Bayou Belle" character image as DiCicatriz-BayouBelle.png.
  2. Post the image to a publicly accessible website (ImageShack, PhotoBucket, the UGO Forums, etc.).
  3. Enter the name of your entry and a link directly to the image in a comment to this post. The image cannot have been used in any previous HeroMachine character design contest.
  4. The link to your image should go directly to the image (like this) and not to a hosting jump page (like this). If you see "preview" or "rotate" somewhere in the link you're probably doing it wrong.
  5. I'll choose a winner next Monday, who will receive his or her choice of any item or a portrait to be included in the final HeroMachine 3 program, or a "Sketch of the Week" style black and white illustration (you pick the subject and I draw it up however I like).

No limit on entries this week, so knock yourselves out. Good luck everyone!

Caption Contest 99 Winner!

The last double-digit Caption Contest was a tough one, I grant you:

I wanted to pick entries that were funny (obviously!), but that also a) accounted for the truly bizarre elements in the panel and b) fit the dialog balloons. With those criteria in mind, I am proud to present the entries that I thought were The Best:

Joshua:

Man: It figures! Only I would bring a pig to a gunfight!
Woman: Ham-fisted idiot!

Gargoyle323:

Man:”Another crime solved by detectives Pork and Beans!”
Woman:”Rats!”

dblade:

Man: Sweetie, I’m not one to tell you how to do your job but there might be a more efficient method of butchering.
Woman: Now who's the trained chef here? LAUNCH!

Steve M.:

Man: “Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does…”
Woman: “NOT THAT SONG AGAIN!!!”

Blue Blazer:

Man: You can’t spell “slaughterhouse” without “laughter”!
Woman: What does that even mean?

Sutter_Kaine:

Man: Why, you were hiding under the pig the whole time!
Woman: It was the one place I thought you’d never look.

Dan:

Man : “I thought you said you wanted me to throw around the old pigskin?”
Woman : I mean a football you idiot!”

Kountkill:

Man: “There’s got to be a easier way to tenderize meat.”
Woman: “Just keep swinging”

I also liked abominal401's "This little piggy went SMASH!" but he didn't provide any dialog for the woman's balloon. Even an exclamation point (as suggested by another reader) would have nailed it, but alas.

Regardless, the one that I thought did the best job of captioning off this truly random panel was by ... Gargoyle323!

I would totally want to watch a TV series about detectives Pork & Beans. It's gotta be better than at least half of the current crop of cop shows.

Congratulations to all our Finalists and especially to Gargoyle323, who I'm happy to see back after a long illness. Let me know what you'd like as your prize!

Ya think?!

(From "Mystery Comics" number 1, 1944.)

Great moments in bad directions

(From "Mystery Comics" number 1, 1944.)

Power User Profile: AMS

AMS was one of the first HeroMachine users to really take the "widescreen" mode of laying out an illustration by the throat. I remember opening his UGO Forums archive and just being blown away with the almost Hollywood-like dramatic effects he uses.

With that in mind I asked him to share a little more about himself, and I'm glad I did; he's a neat guy. It is kind of freaking me out a little bit how many people who use this thing are 30-40 year old men, but I think we're going to have to hold AMS down until he grows a goatee to ensure he fits the mold properly. Also, if there's someone active in the community who you'd like to know more about, please nominate them in the comments. After giving ams props, of course!

And now, the man himself:
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And a hero-sidekick relationship is born

(From "Amazing Mystery Funnies", volume 2, number 12, 1939.)