Congratulations to the winner of Caption Contest 90, for subtlety, humor, and very sly innuendo -- JOEL!

Joel, just let me know what you'd like for your prize.
We had a number of very funny runners-up, as well, which I now present for your edification and enjoyment. Note that Joel had a second one that was almost as funny, and Dan McDorman had three. Impressive!
joel Says:
âFor the last time!â
âI am NOT a furry!âTim Says:
1) âThis seems to be a little unorthodox, master.â
2) âAre you sure this is part of typical jedi training?âBael Says:
1) This is the last straw, Leonard.
2) Iâm never going to one of these conventions with you again!count libido Says:
âOkay, I dressed up as Asohka for you for ComicConâŚâ
âNow can we pleeease go shopping?âWatson Bradshaw Says:
âA few more tentaclesâŚ..
And we can sell this book in Japan.âDan McDorman Says:
1. What do you mean âAAAARRGHââŚ
2. âŚisnât a safe word?!?1. I think you misunderstood when I saidâŚ
2. âŚâI support womans suffrage!â1. Okay I 100% refuse to believeâŚ
2. âŚthat this is how Yoda started.CPrime Says:
1. âYouâll never take my FREEDOM!!!â
2. âOh, I guess thatâs exactly what youâre taking⌠damn.âBlue Blazer Says:
âThis is not the sex slave youâre looking for.â
âTHIS IS NOT THE SEX SLAVE YOUâRE LOOKING FOR!âJoeBroFoSho Says:
Ballon One: Hey skyguy. I know it might be a little late to say this butâŚ
Balloon 2: ITâS A TRAP!