The votes are in and you the readers have spoken -- the winner of Caption Contest 81 is Frankie!
This makes three pending contest prizes for Frankie, so I've given him the option of combining the item rewards into a custom black and white character illustration instead, if he wants. If I don't hear from you, Frankie, I'm going to assume you don't want any of the prizes and instead revert them to some sort of community-choice kind of thing.