Caption Contest 71

Once again, your biggest challenge in coming up with funny replacement dialog for this comics panel is going to be keeping it clean enough to pass the censors:

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The rules are simple:

  • Keep it clean, appropriate for a late-night broadcast television program;
  • No more than three entries per person;
  • All entries must be left in a comment (or comments) to this post.

Good luck everyone! The funniest replacement dialog will win either a portrait of the writer, or any item they choose, for inclusion with HeroMachine 3. Entries close next Monday.