Come up with the funniest -- while still being clean, that's important this week, as you'll see -- replacement dialog for the balloon in this panel and you'll win the chance to include any item you like, or a portrait of yourself, in HeroMachine 3!

The rules are simple:
- No more than three entries per person;
- All entries must be left as a comment (all in one comment or separate ones, doesn't matter) to this post;
- Must be relatively clean, appropriate for broadcast on late-night network TV, for instance.
That's it! Good luck everyone, we'll post the Finalists for voting next Monday.