Setting aside all pretenses of intellectual discourse, I would like to divert this blog temporarily to judging truly weighty matters:
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I confess this train of thought left the tracks at Chris' Invincible Super-Blog, where he often refers to his favorite classic Jim Aparo Batman scene of the Dark Knight knocking a criminal out with a car battery.
So no drawn-out analysis of the options this week*, just sit back and think about various ways of jacking someone up, Caped Crusader-style, and inner nirvana will be yours.
*By which I mean the clear answer should be "Aquaman".