You might think that having a bad costume like this is the worst thing facing the super-hero "Aviax":
But you'd be wrong. I grant you, having to walk around looking like someone's mushroom-induced Native American dreamcatcher / rotating baby mobile would be painful. And any outfit combining shirtlessness with elbow-high society-ball gloves would definitely be difficult.
But worse than looking like a loon -- far, far worse -- is being forced to use your powers to mate with a dinosaur in the hopes of one day creating loons!
You know you've lost the super-hero team sweepstakes when, in a motley crew like that, you're the one getting pitying looks for something other than your hideous costume.
(Images copyright DC Comics, Inc. and courtesy of Cracked.com. Thanks to reader PCFDPGrey for sending me the link. OK, maybe thanks isn't the right word, because now I have been exposed to super-bestiality, but you get the idea.)
