A bit later in the day, but I am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 14 is ... Jester!
It's always a good sign when I laugh out loud again while posting the winner, even though I've already read it six times. Nice job, Jester! I'll be in touch shortly to start work on your prize.
Other honorable mentions were:
"DECAF!" - Doomed Pixel
"I got your nose!" Ashton Thomas
“No, really, I’m a licensed chiropractor! All you need is a slight adjust–Oops!” - Niall Mor
If you want a chance to win your own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like, keep your eyes on this site for Caption Contest 15, coming up momentarily!