I say, if you're a man about to take on the world in a masterful plot of pure evil, why not put on a sexy red velvet, midriff-baring, slit-up-to-the-hips, wide-sleeved dress, with matching pointy slippers? And heck, while you're at it, get yourself a nice, long-nailed manicure, because if you look good, you'll defeat good.
Image and character © DC Comics, Inc., 1985, from "Who's Who" volume VI.
