I am happy to announce that the winner of Caption Contest 47 (and his own custom black and white illustration of whatever he likes) is ... Steve!

As you'll see from the Honorable Mentions below, there were a lot of good entries this week. While Steve's wasn't necessarily laugh-out-loud funny, I did think it had a great sense of snark about it.
Anyway, thanks to everyone who entered, particularly the long list of Honorable Mentions (like I said, it was a good week):
- Tal: Sorry, thatâs not the safeword!
- Rick: âWhose Got yer nose?â
- John: Dude. Tic-Tac. Seriously.
- Cory: All your face are belong to us.
- miggo: Zed? Itâs Maynard. The spider just caught a new fly..
- Whit: A wiseguy, eh? Nyuk, nyuk, nyukâŚ
- Danny Beaty: I donât want a âWatchtowerâ!
- primate9683: Perhaps if youâd put holes in the mask BEFORE, you wouldnât have knocked everything downâŚ
- D: Thereâs something in your eye⌠Oh, itâs my finger.
Keep your eyes on this space for the next Caption Contest and YOUR chance to win a professional illustration, coming up later today!