Caption Contest 37: A Thanksgiving pie of … ?

I don't know what's going on in this panel, but someone is sure excited about it.

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Come up with the best dialog for the missing balloon and you'll win your very own custom black and white illustration of whatever you like from professional drawing-type-person, Jeff Hebert! With Thanksgiving this week, I thought this was an appropriately warm domestic scene to throw at you, so we can then proceed to defile it with our juvenile, biting, sarcastic, and probably disgusting humor. Good times!

As always, no more than three entries, left in the comments to this post, and keep it relatively clean. Good luck everyone!